helldriver Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 (edited) well blue douche how bout some simple little facts like in Genesis 1, the entire creatoin takes 6 days (Genesis 1:31), at the end of which the earth and its living things are pretty much as they are today. but we know from modern science thta the universe (including the earth and life on earth) evolved slowly over billions of years.So God created man in his own image,...male and female created he them Edited June 6, 2006 by helldriver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 just got this email from my dad. thought this was a good spot to share it. Thought you might enjoy this interesting prayer given in Kansas at the opening session of their Senate. It seemsprayer still upsets some people!! When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but thisis what they heard: "Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe tothose who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. We have killed our unborn and called itchoice. We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem. We have abused power and called it politics. We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition. We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of _expression. We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment. Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Amen!" The response was immediate. A number of legislators walked out during the prayer in protest. In 6 short weeks, Central Christian Church, where Rev. Wright is pastor, logged more than 5,000 phone calls with only 47 of those calls responding negatively. The church is now receiving international requests for copies of this prayer from India, Africa and Korea. Commentator Paul Harvey aired this prayer on his radio program, "The Rest of the Story," and received a larger response to this program than any other he has ever aired. With the Lord's help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and wholeheartedly become our desire so that we again can be called "one nation under God." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 well here we go again you havnt answered my questions, just more bullshit, hows this dicksmoke, your watch and gods clock arnt excactly in sync, comprende asshole, if one day he grew the trees, thats your fucking clue the clock man made up years ago aint excatly right now is it? maybe gods days a little longer than your shift at home depot, and now you got the nuts to say the shit in the bibles a fact, how the fuck do you know the earths a billion years old, cause some dude with a calculator says so?.....your watchin way to much tv man, a traffic signal outside my office just turned red, but you wernt here to see it, so i guess it didnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shee-Male Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Your right Blue, I didn't include love in my rant, but you don't have to belive in any religion to feel that. ANd yes you can avoid taxes but not for long, especially not here in Ontario , they'd now if they didn't get their 60% I'd like to know though,if your kids turned to atheism what would you tell them? Helldriver, that is a very interesting point!, you also have to remember the bible left out the rest of the solar system and planets that are much larger than earth and the planets that are so far away we couldn't even get there in our lifetime, of course God made them and everything, he was just bizy everything else he forgot to mention them Rocketboy...do you have kids?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Your right Blue, I didn't include love in my rant, but you don't have to belive in any religion to feel that. ANd yes you can avoid taxes but not for long, especially not here in Ontario , they'd now if they didn't get their 60% I'd like to know though,if your kids turned to atheism what would you tell them? if you got a good accountant, you can either pay him or pay taxes if my kids turnd to atheism id ask them the same thing i am you and nutdiver, well what then? my kid told me he learned evolution in science at school and he's wondering why theres no half monkey half kid on the playground, he said what dad did evolution just stop? he then proclaimed, i noticed my dicks gettin bigger and my balls are droping, am i evolving? i said yeah son i guess you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helldriver Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 In Genesis 2:7 humans are created instantaneously from dust and breath, whereas they actually evolved over millions of years from simpler life forms. Science can in fact trace back human evolution CONCLUSIVELY 3 .2 million years, i dont even have to search, paste and copy, i just look in my copy of the bible to find sillyness,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yfzut Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 if you got a good accountant, you can either pay him or pay taxes if my kids turnd to atheism id ask them the same thing i am you and nutdiver, well what then? my kid told me he learned evolution in science at school and he's wondering why theres no half monkey half kid on the playground, he said what dad did evolution just stop? he then proclaimed, i noticed my dicks gettin bigger and my balls are droping, am i evolving? i said yeah son i guess you are no your son didnt, your full of shit jackass. i say if all these idiots wont listen or stop to think let them die, while hoping for mr. nobody to save them. and when they dont fuck em, you tried and preached far more with more common sence than any god praising priest or bishop. they will never get over that little thing in there head that says what if im wrong and there is a god, and i dont beleive i will burn in hell. but if there is a god he sure seems to be an asshole, for the bullshit he allows to happen. but i dont see these same people angry with him. but they sure give him praise when something good happens. very fuckin stupid concept of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 just got this email from my dad. thought this was a good spot to share it. That makes alot of sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 if you got a good accountant, you can either pay him or pay taxes if my kids turnd to atheism id ask them the same thing i am you and nutdiver, well what then? my kid told me he learned evolution in science at school and he's wondering why theres no half monkey half kid on the playground, he said what dad did evolution just stop? he then proclaimed, i noticed my dicks gettin bigger and my balls are droping, am i evolving? i said yeah son i guess you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warwgn Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 well it's 6-6-06 ohohohohohoo scary!! the world is gonna end!! Again, just like in y2k!! All the devil babies that are gonn be born today, the end is near???? So if a bunch of astronauts figured out space travel really good and we set up a base on Mars then revelations takes place and the second coming of jesus happens, are they safe from all the crap thats supposed to happen on Earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 well it's 6-6-06 ohohohohohoo scary!! the world is gonna end!! Again, just like in y2k!! All the devil babies that are gonn be born today, the end is near???? For the sake of bursting everybody's bubble. http://www.religionnewsblog.com/11134 Satanists, apocalypse watchers and heavy metal guitarists may have to adjust their demonic numerology after a recently deciphered ancient biblical text revealed that 666 is not the fabled Number of the Beast after all. A fragment from the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament, dating to the Third century, gives the more mundane 616 as the mark of the Antichrist. Ellen Aitken, a professor of early Christian history at McGill University, said the discovery appears to spell the end of 666 as the devil's prime number. "This is a very nice piece to find," Dr. Aitken said. "Scholars have argued for a long time over this, and it now seems that 616 was the original number of the beast." The tiny fragment of 1,500-year-old papyrus is written in Greek, the original language of the New Testament, and contains a key passage from the Book of Revelation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warwgn Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 I dont belive in satan anyway, or god,the easter bunny, the toothfairy, snata clause, or any other fairytale man has produced over the years. But it is funny how the end keeps coming and going and coming again, and now your saying the devil number is changing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 and now your saying the devil number is changing too. The number isn't changing it was translated incorrectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warwgn Posted June 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 well I see why hardcore bible thumpers dont belive evolution is a proven fact, they cant read!! They cant even read the book they belive in so much, much less interpret it correctly or agree on it's meaning. Why should we expect they could read and understand plain facts???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 well I see why hardcore bible thumpers dont belive evolution is a proven fact, they cant read!! They cant even read the book they belive in so much, much less interpret it correctly or agree on it's meaning. Why should we expect they could read and understand plain facts???? Most can read what was written but somewhere along the way somebody translated it incorrectly, that's a known fact to Bible thumpers that there are different versions depending on the different translations. As more of these older versions are uncovered more and more will be known about the Bible. I'm still yet to see the facts of how a human evolved from a worm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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