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them lil ***** dogs woulda been flyin like footballs. PUNT!

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Yo quiero Taco *KICK*

 

My sister got a couple of those Shih Tzus and those little bitches are like piranahs. Its like getting in a fight with a cactus or something when I pet them.

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HAHA , I would think the officer could have used his night stick on them.

 

I liked this part the best

 

The woman said she woke up and was startled to see a stranger typing away on her computer. The intruder fled, but left behind an altered screen saver that featured images of "erotic Indian art," Veteran said.
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i would of got my dogs on sum cop if he escorted me home and up to my door that shits annoying but if it was me then yah i would have kiked those fuckers

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Yeah, you know if it was a pit or a rott or any other large muscular dog they'd have hippies pushing to have them banned from the city! The whole someone broke into my house and added porn to my computer is pretty damn funny though.

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On the radio today was a story about a guy who asked to use people's phones to call for help. He claimed his truck broke down nearby. Turns out he was making calls to phone sex lines - on their bill!

 

Now that's ballsy! :o

 

I really mad I didn't think of it first! Think of the savings?!?! :P

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