namshee Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 A guy applies for a job at a new African Government Department. The interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" "Yes!" the guy says, "...a landmine blew my testicles away!" "O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, "Working hours are from 8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by 10 every morning!" Puzzled the guy says "8 till 5, why do you want me to come in only at 10?" "This is a government job," the interviewer says. The first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that....!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super88_banshee Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Haha, good find! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motoman991 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 lol, i thought the guy was goin to say he was disabled cuz he was black. there is this guy in one of my classes at uc that when he gets in trouble, he says cuz he is black and he is actually serious, he is such a dumbfuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 lol, i thought the guy was goin to say he was disabled cuz he was black. there is this guy in one of my classes at uc that when he gets in trouble, he says cuz he is black and he is actually serious, he is such a dumbfuck 443777[/snapback] I wish I didn't witness this same thing everyday. I don't know when it happened, but somebodies ethnic backgroung has now become their handicap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilarious Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him find something. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few moments later the man deposit a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string onto the counter. The sales girl says confused " Sir .. i thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" He says " You see.. its like this, yesterday i sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of ciggarettes and she cam back with a tin of tabacco and some rolling papers cause .. ' its so much cheaper!' So, I figure if i have to roll my own .. so does she.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namshee Posted December 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him find something. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.A few moments later the man deposit a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string onto the counter. The sales girl says confused " Sir .. i thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" He says " You see.. its like this, yesterday i sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of ciggarettes and she cam back with a tin of tabacco and some rolling papers cause .. ' its so much cheaper!' So, I figure if i have to roll my own .. so does she.. 443954[/snapback] now thats HILARIOUS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilarious Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 now thats HILARIOUS!!yelrotflmao.gif yelrotflmao.gif yelrotflmao.gif Yep. Here's another. Didnt feel like makin another thread. Hope you people dont mind. Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?" The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp." "Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?" "Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motoman991 Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 lol god damn thats gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04TeamYamahaShee Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozosborne Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 They are all good, but that last one just takes the cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namshee Posted December 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Yep. Here's another. Didnt feel like makin another thread. Hope you people dont mind. Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?" The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp." "Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?" "Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head." 445446[/snapback] DAMN!! thats sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shee-Male Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him find something. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.A few moments later the man deposit a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string onto the counter. The sales girl says confused " Sir .. i thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" He says " You see.. its like this, yesterday i sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of ciggarettes and she cam back with a tin of tabacco and some rolling papers cause .. ' its so much cheaper!' So, I figure if i have to roll my own .. so does she.. 443954[/snapback] thats funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 lmao..thats dirty!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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