QuadingIsLife Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 I am the intellectual asshole and i shall seduce you with my quips of wisdom.....All men are created EQUAL.Well, I disagree. We`re made up of more than just aspartame. beauty is skin deep..so is DMSO. possession is 9 tenths of the law. well,i beg to differ. it really depends. if you possess a pair of armpits that stink like shit,the law is the least of your problems. and in addition,how come we never hear about that other one-tenth of one percent??? i`ll tell you why; because it is comprised of the smelly ass contents of the local ice cream truck man. HASTE makes waste. well,i say leave mr. haste alone. it`s his business if he wants to excel in shitmaking!! it`s a dog-eat dog world...since when is cannibalism limited to one species? 2 can play at that game. WELL,NOT IF IT`S BRIDGE,YOU STUPID C U Next Tuesday! !!! my definition of broad daylight: when you can look through a woman`s ass and see the sun shining from her pussy! the moon IS made of cheese and is showing way too much cleavage! FDR once siad "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. that`s 2 things!! FDR was a freaking asshole!! the 2nd ammendment to the constitution gives us the right to bear arms. it doesn`t say anything at all about us being entitled to the animal`s prick as well. all property is theft. good. i`m glad to know that i actually stole my wife`s C U Next Tuesday! ! einstein once said"in the middle of difficulty lies oppurtunity".....kinky freaking bastard he was! no man is an island. oh yeah! didn`t you ever hear of the ISLE OF MAN you no good shallow pussy faced fart breather! AND NOW...my top 10 self-help hints to a better life: #10:Every morning when you get up,give your balls a brand new baby name. #9:tell everyone within earshot that your unique genre of farts is the greatest thing since sliced bread. #8;shit your guts out and use it as fodder for an as yet unnamed pilot for an upcoming reality show. #7:hold a genuine pair of plastic testicles in your hand and run amok screaming"it`s a boy!". #6:hijack a chartered bus and force all the passengers to wear the shitty mukluks of huey lewis. #5:throw all caution to the winds and vow eternal love to a gerbil`s asscheeks. #4:build v2 rockets and sell `em to women with no twats. #3:call a truce with your worst enemy,get him drunk and force him to dine on pelican pussy. #2:find the world`s first horse whiperer and perform breathy tones on his nuts till he dies. AND THE #1 SELF-HELP TIP FOR A BETTER LIFE.....search the world for a goodly amount of men with french fries hanging off their tits!!!! i hope the first person who reade this post wins an oppurtunity to shove turpentine up al b. sure`s pussy. EAT SHIT AND LIVE !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesw Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 1st off OK TERRIFIC 2nd where you drunk, high, or what when you posted this. seems just like some beyond wierd rambling of just shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 that was the most rediculous bunch of nonsense..you sure typed a whole lot but didnt say anything...im with wes, i think you are either high, drunk or just plain dumb... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super88_banshee Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 I am the intellectual asshole and i shall seduce you with my quips of wisdom.....All men are created EQUAL.Well, I disagree. We`re made up of more than just aspartame. beauty is skin deep..so is DMSO. possession is 9 tenths of the law. well,i beg to differ. it really depends. if you possess a pair of armpits that stink like shit,the law is the least of your problems. and in addition,how come we never hear about that other one-tenth of one percent??? i`ll tell you why; because it is comprised of the smelly ass contents of the local ice cream truck man. HASTE makes waste. well,i say leave mr. haste alone. it`s his business if he wants to excel in shitmaking!! it`s a dog-eat dog world...since when is cannibalism limited to one species? 2 can play at that game. WELL,NOT IF IT`S BRIDGE,YOU STUPID C U Next Tuesday! !!! my definition of broad daylight: when you can look through a woman`s ass and see the sun shining from her pussy! the moon IS made of cheese and is showing way too much cleavage! FDR once siad "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. that`s 2 things!! FDR was a freaking asshole!! the 2nd ammendment to the constitution gives us the right to bear arms. it doesn`t say anything at all about us being entitled to the animal`s prick as well. all property is theft. good. i`m glad to know that i actually stole my wife`s C U Next Tuesday! ! einstein once said"in the middle of difficulty lies oppurtunity".....kinky freaking bastard he was! no man is an island. oh yeah! didn`t you ever hear of the ISLE OF MAN you no good shallow pussy faced fart breather! AND NOW...my top 10 self-help hints to a better life: #10:Every morning when you get up,give your balls a brand new baby name. #9:tell everyone within earshot that your unique genre of farts is the greatest thing since sliced bread. #8;shit your guts out and use it as fodder for an as yet unnamed pilot for an upcoming reality show. #7:hold a genuine pair of plastic testicles in your hand and run amok screaming"it`s a boy!". #6:hijack a chartered bus and force all the passengers to wear the shitty mukluks of huey lewis. #5:throw all caution to the winds and vow eternal love to a gerbil`s asscheeks. #4:build v2 rockets and sell `em to women with no twats. #3:call a truce with your worst enemy,get him drunk and force him to dine on pelican pussy. #2:find the world`s first horse whiperer and perform breathy tones on his nuts till he dies. AND THE #1 SELF-HELP TIP FOR A BETTER LIFE.....search the world for a goodly amount of men with french fries hanging off their tits!!!! i hope the first person who reade this post wins an oppurtunity to shove turpentine up al b. sure`s pussy. EAT SHIT AND LIVE !!!!! 428468[/snapback] Did you ever eat paint chips as a kid?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350TwinDeathBed Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 What the FCUK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 You crack me up Ryan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04ShEeLE Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Am I the only one who decided it was too long to read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Am I the only one who decided it was too long to read? 428785[/snapback] no i read the first line and decided from there it was all nonsense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 1st off OK TERRIFIC 2nd where you drunk, high, or what when you posted this. seems just like some beyond wierd rambling of just shit. 428532[/snapback] I don't think there is any question about that statement. I would say this has happened many many times before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 paint huffer is back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02bluemxshee Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 and I say you are 1 stupid m o t h e r f u c ke r you should be castrated so you cannot pass on your gayness to you offspring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kotin6 Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 and I say you are 1 stupid m o t h e r f u c ke r you should be castrated so you cannot pass on your gayness to you offspring 428880[/snapback] huhuhuhuh good one i think you two may be related. so offten I wish there was a way to show saracasem when typing.... JACKA$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 WTF??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 WTF??? 429089[/snapback] word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02bluemxshee Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 boy kotin you really are a funny guy is it true most of the guys in the air force r gay is that y ur there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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