QuadingIsLife

never leave food on your plate. if you are full,take the rest of that hamburger helper and stuff it in your aunt`s miserably built jewish pussy!!!

remember,in life little things mean a lot. it`s a good thing you inherited your father`s penis

get the freak outa the road

I baste myself in poop.

I am the intellectual asshole and i shall seduce you with my quips of wisdom.....All men are created EQUAL.Well, I disagree. We`re made up of more than just aspartame. beauty is skin deep..so is DMSO. possession is 9 tenths of the law. well,i beg to differ. it really depends. if you possess a pair of armpits that stink like shit,the law is the least of your problems. and in addition,how come we never hear about that other one-tenth of one percent??? i`ll tell you why; because it is comprised of the smelly ass contents of the local ice cream truck man. HASTE makes waste. well,i say leave mr. haste alone. it`s his business if he wants to excel in shitmaking!! it`s a dog-eat dog world...since when is cannibalism limited to one species? 2 can play at that game. WELL,NOT IF IT`S BRIDGE,YOU STUPID C U Next Tuesday! !!! my definition of broad daylight: when you can look through a woman`s ass and see the sun shining from her pussy! the moon IS made of cheese and is showing way too much cleavage! FDR once siad "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. that`s 2 things!! FDR was a freaking asshole!! the 2nd ammendment to the constitution gives us the right to bear arms. it doesn`t say anything at all about us being entitled to the animal`s prick as well. all property is theft. good. i`m glad to know that i actually stole my wife`s C U Next Tuesday! ! einstein once said"in the middle of difficulty lies oppurtunity".....kinky freaking bastard he was! no man is an island. oh yeah! didn`t you ever hear of the ISLE OF MAN you no good shallow pussy faced fart breather! AND NOW...my top 10 self-help hints to a better life: #10:Every morning when you get up,give your balls a brand new baby name. #9:tell everyone within earshot that your unique genre of farts is the greatest thing since sliced bread. #8;shit your guts out and use it as fodder for an as yet unnamed pilot for an upcoming reality show. #7:hold a genuine pair of plastic testicles in your hand and run amok screaming"it`s a boy!". #6:hijack a chartered bus and force all the passengers to wear the shitty mukluks of huey lewis. #5:throw all caution to the winds and vow eternal love to a gerbil`s asscheeks. #4:build v2 rockets and sell `em to women with no twats. #3:call a truce with your worst enemy,get him drunk and force him to dine on pelican pussy. #2:find the world`s first horse whiperer and perform breathy tones on his nuts till he dies. AND THE #1 SELF-HELP TIP FOR A BETTER LIFE.....search the world for a goodly amount of men with french fries hanging off their tits!!!! i hope the first person who reade this post wins an oppurtunity to shove turpentine up al b. sure`s pussy. EAT SHIT AND LIVE !!!!!

Were they comming on to you?

Rockford sucks anyways... however I do recommend the Stake N' Shake there.

I went to that sunday show, it was ok. I was expecting more for the home town, it was nothing special. The crowd was nutty, but mudvayne wasn;t reallly antythign special.

What a bitch. Don't give her the time or day. Or the morning or brunch for that matter. Perhaps dinner, but absolutly not.

I second your mom

Oh yea, forgot to mention. shit fuck.

Signup at Mud-World.com, they dont even ask for an email address. You can listen to the whole cd there.

I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my truck into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.

I have a 1995 Kx125 for sale. The bottom end has siezed, and is junk. The top end of the cylinder is in great condition. The bike itself is in GREAT condition. Ran awesome until it siezed. If anyone is interested, I can get pictures. ...$800 Email me at [email protected].

I have 00 f150 5.4, with flowmaster exhuast, and im pleased with it. however, i could expect more out of a 5.4 v8, but it gets the job done. i can pull a trailer with 4 quads+2 dirtbikes in the back no problem. plus, you cant beat fords great R and D

Here is the explanation in fine print, my gentle snowflakes: Monday night I decided to go do my laundry, and HA...little did I know.... I shat on a turtle.

" Lewis Black

ME-If you want to be raped..it will never happen. What I suggest is just playing roles with someone who would want to be in the controling part of the situation but will not actually hurt you physicly or mentally. Set it up so that if he has you handcuffed or roped up to a bed with a blindfold, that if he actaully hurts you or you want to stop doing something you say a key word..and if he doesnt stop just scream no..and if he still doesnt stop..you've just been raped. Weasels-I wouldn

YOUR MOTHER IS A BAD COOK

f*ck YOU AND YOUR HAIRY GENITALS YOU MUSKRAT! I EAT PARALIZED MIDGETS FOR BREAKFAST YOU OLD SACK OF BAGELS. SP: hi 90210 !!!!! NOONE WILL YELL AT RYAN, RYAN DOES NOT LIKE TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO! beer farts

RICK JAMES IS DEAD BITCH!

Blue duece is correct. However, I like to handle it a little differently.... I usually win over a hottie by talkin sweet to her all night, giving her the attention she deserves. When we get into her room and we are about to do the "nasty", I like to take a BBD(Big Brown Duece) on her chest. If you can't get her into the position of an accurate poop, just do it on the floor (preferably by/near her head). If you can't manipulate her to understand.... then just fucking run bitch... RUN! ..Becuase the fact of the matter if my friend... we are all like snowflakes. I am out like a boner in sweatpants.

Hey Shannon, is that you?

Yeah, I wondered why my bolts got really really tight, then WHAM... loose as Martha Stuarts vagina.