98bonerSTOCKshee Posted September 28, 2005 Report Posted September 28, 2005 Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!! Quote
ZillaRider02 Posted September 28, 2005 Report Posted September 28, 2005 Blonde's make such easy targets!!!!! Quote
NYUK Posted September 28, 2005 Report Posted September 28, 2005 my wifes a blonde, takes her 10 hrs to make a batch of choclate chip cookies. i was wondering what was taking her so long so i went to see. 8 hrs was taken peeling m&m`s. Quote
ellison445 Posted September 28, 2005 Report Posted September 28, 2005 You as cold as Ice john my wifes a blonde, takes her 10 hrs to make a batch of choclate chip cookies. i was wondering what was taking her so long so i went to see. 8 hrs was taken peeling m&m`s. 420502[/snapback] Quote
Brooke Posted September 28, 2005 Report Posted September 28, 2005 my wifes a blonde, takes her 10 hrs to make a batch of choclate chip cookies. i was wondering what was taking her so long so i went to see. 8 hrs was taken peeling m&m`s. 420502[/snapback] thats one i havent heard. my sister is blonde, im always busting out the blonde jokes. im always in need of new material. Quote
98bonerSTOCKshee Posted September 29, 2005 Author Report Posted September 29, 2005 f**king M&M's.... Quote
taldoc3 Posted September 29, 2005 Report Posted September 29, 2005 When I first came to this sight my wife wondered why I was ao interseted, now we see why Quote
Blue Duece Posted September 29, 2005 Report Posted September 29, 2005 if you take a blonde and stand her on her head and spread her legs you got a brunette with bad breath....... Quote
ozosborne Posted September 29, 2005 Report Posted September 29, 2005 LMAO MY GIRLFRIENDS SISTER IS BLONDE, SHE'S DEFINITELY HEARING THIS ONE. Quote
rockgc9 Posted September 29, 2005 Report Posted September 29, 2005 That is a real good one. Never heard that before. Quote
ZillaRider02 Posted September 29, 2005 Report Posted September 29, 2005 Here's some more Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an "F" in sex. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted Quote
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