Weirdman Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 My current girlfriend told her ex bf that she wasn't dating anyone... What could i do to break the news to her? haha thank god im not the one at fault on this one and i can fuck with her as much as i want Quote
westerngoods Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 be like we gota talk, then when u talk. be like bitch why u say that shit to ur boyfriend i otta slap u for that shit but nah just slap ur damn self u smelly bitch, get the fuck outta here and dont forget nothing cuz i dont want u coming back, haha thats something u could do i guess, if u do tape it cuz i gota see that shit, haha Quote
Weirdman Posted July 26, 2005 Author Report Posted July 26, 2005 nah just slap ur damn self u smelly bitch 397208[/snapback] hahaha Quote
crbanshee Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 well how long have you been with this chick??? is a new enough relationship that she might not see it that you are officialy together or maby she just sees it as you are hangin out???? if its a new thing with you and her then tell her how you are feeling(women love that shit) tell her you want to be with her and only her... if you have been together a while then slamb her like a $5.00 omlett, get her into every possiable possition known to man..go get some viagra and bang her untill you cant bang her any more..you know that rough ass im holding a grudge pissed off sex..and when you are done tell her to make you some food on the way out the door. Quote
Brooke Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 o shit hahhaha how long have you two been dating?? Quote
Weirdman Posted July 26, 2005 Author Report Posted July 26, 2005 almost 6 months i was actually thinking about the every position thing... she will owe me Quote
Brooke Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 oh my good god, id be so pissed if i were you hahahahaha how the hell did she explaine that one? Quote
crbanshee Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 ok its been long enough to use the slamb bamb get out deal.. i found out that my ex was talking to her ex after we had been together over a year and i did that to her...i took a viagra and boned her untill the cows came home then asked her to make me a sandwich, after she brought me my food i told her i knew what she was doing and told her to get all her stuff she had at my house and get out..i havnt heard a word from her sence then Quote
Weirdman Posted July 26, 2005 Author Report Posted July 26, 2005 Yep i was kind T.O.ed but idk that means i wouldn't have to do as much work... you know what im saying Quote
Brooke Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 want me to call her up and pretend to be your REAL girlfriend?? Quote
Weirdman Posted July 26, 2005 Author Report Posted July 26, 2005 Well i know they aren't doing anything becasue i talk to her ex for the first time on AIM and he thinks im some perverted kid named jeremy byers that wants sex from my gf.. he dosn't sound that bad of a person im just pissed at her for being straight up gay Quote
Handyman Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 DAMN...I know how you feel my fiancee did that right after I proposed to her(she said yes eagerly). A guy she worked with called and asked what she was doing for New YEar's and she said she was going out with some friends. I had already made plans to go on a nice romantic dinner and travel by limo. All she new was that we were going on a nice date....After that phone call.....We had Mcdonalds and I went to bed very early, at my house(before we moved in together). SHe asked what my problem was and when I explained that I had made plans to go on a nice romatic date with my fiancee but she was more interested in being friends and explained what I had planned for that night she started crying.......She was very apologetic for a long time afterwards. If you really want teh relationship to work out you may want to confront her about it. Sounds like she isn't taking the relationship or you seriously Quote
locogato11283 Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 i would do what brooke offered. let her call and tell herthat brook is your real gf. see how she likes it. dont let the bitch dowhat she wants. put her in her place and make her know her role. if she wants to get smart kick her ass out. dont be nice to her, be a prick. thats the only way bitches will stay around. Quote
Shee_Rookie Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 Dude, Drop her a$$ off back at high school and go to college and get your self a big girl. Or you can have her friend come over and blow you and then call her up and have her walk in on it. Too many fish in the sea to be f'en around with silly beiotches that don't want to claim you as their boyfriend to the EX.. Quote
Weirdman Posted July 26, 2005 Author Report Posted July 26, 2005 want me to call her up and pretend to be your REAL girlfriend?? 397247[/snapback] i might just do that.. whats your number?? Quote
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