blueshee03 Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 this is pretty funny i thought: CANCELING CREDIT CARDS - PRICELESS . Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank: Family Member: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections." Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been." Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?" Citibank: "Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!" Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" Citibank: "Excuse me?" Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?" Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor." Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?" Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?" Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given) Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?" Family Member: "Sure." (fax number is given) After they get the fax: Citibank: "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help." Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care." Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply." Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?" Citibank: "That might help." Family Member: "Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69." Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!" Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet? _________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 thats great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigboybanshee Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 That was pretty damn funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilgf Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Just goes to show how stupid some people are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 haha thats cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1996yfs200 Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 fuckin moron . what the hell has this world come to when you have greedy pricks like that guy that are stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mxzdan Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxMeltIcexX Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo84 Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 i would just laugh at that guy and tell him how stupid his company is and his policys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Society Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 what an idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 That sounds just like most of the conversations I have with management at my company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 That sounds just like most of the conversations I have with management at my company. 378542[/snapback] Reminds me of the time we called Dell's Tech Support Center. After going round after round of "Yes, I pressed the on button" "Yes I unplugged the battery" "Yes I pressed the on button" "Yes I read the owners manual" "Yes I pressed the on button" "Yes I unplugged the battery" "Yes I put the battery back in" "Yes I've read thet owners manual." If I could have reach through the phone all the way to Sri Lanka I would have slapped the shit outta some one. Actually its my own damn fault for buying them (2 of them) in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDAHOSHEE Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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