ellison445 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads 40-ish............................................49 Adventurous.................................Slept with everyone Athletic......................................No tits Average looking..................................Ugly Beautiful.......................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure......................On medication Feminist..........................................Fat Free spirit....................................Junkie Friendship first..........................Former slut Fun..........................................Annoying New-Age................Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded.................................Desperate Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk Professional....................................Bitch Voluptuous...................................Very Fat Large frame................................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Quote
LegendSS28 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 haha so true..couldnt find 1 thing i disagreed with Quote
Brooke Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 good one! ive used #8 a lot, i must admit...."do what you want, i dont fuckin care" .....*death stare* ..... Quote
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