LegendSS28

muhahaha the wnzler got wenzled...enjoy paying your listing fee, fucktard

What may be enlightening and glorious to you may be nothing more than a bunch tired out words that nobody such as myself cares to hear. I've recently become really angry with people preaching to me about religion and im sick of it. I'm not going around telling religious christians they are going to burn in a firey pit cuz they believe in god, so I dont think I deserve it either. Everyone has their own beliefs, and I can promise you that more you preach to make us believe what you do will only increase the difference of our opinions. People preachign to me makes me want to become less religious and never even give religion an opportunity, let alone make me convert.

flower you all, ill give you two number 3's supersized, with a fat bitch to eat with you

hey brooke, would you mind sending me pictures of you with your dark hair, makeup, eyeliner ect, and preferably naked, i dont mind you scary chicks haha sorry just tryign to break up the hostility

is there a site or anything, seems like a bunch of good stuff...

wrong forum,

s0o0o? you get the thing yet, post some pics man,. and congrats if u did

I say white plastic with cady blue flames to match the frame...Would never say this, but Meat's banshee is my all time favorite and it is somewhat similar to this

I suggest you hold on on the ATV or quad and get yourself hooked on phonics, I dont think i saw one period in that entire paragraph....haha sorry i couldnt resist

you have to set your shutter speed quicker i think, look in the manual...also with my camera, if you hold down the button half way it focuses, then if u press all the way it takes the pic immediatly

sounds pretty cool, but i think somebody needs some hooked up phonics, my phuckin head was spinnin trying to read that

everytime i hear vonage i always think of.....do do doo dooo do, do do doo dooo dodo do doo dooo dodo do doo dooo dodo do doo dooo do

yea, fuck you chickenfucker

I was in math class, when somebody knocked on the door..my teacher went out of the class to talk for a minute, then came in with her hands shaking real bad..she told us what happened, but It didn't really hit hard until we realized we were only 40 niles from where they hit, and that many of us had been to that very location...god bless all who were lost, and FUCK YOU OSAMA BIN LADEN

its kind of hard to recognize "dry humor" over an internet forum...especially when its not funny at all

sounds like your jetted too rich...your mix ratio has nothing to do with soot, unless your running a rediculous mixture like 10:1...jetting is most likely your problem, also the more you wind her out the less soot cuz it will burn more fuel..

a +2 would be a hellova lot better...go for the +2 unless you plan on goin the stroker/cub route and so on

i believe it was 91, but may have been 90

put chickenfuckers addy and phone up, im sure somebody could help you out and if things get settled, ill take back the chickenfucker thing

They're also going much much faster

dont take this personal ellison, but its on haha jp man Labor Pills Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman to transfer 25% of the pain to the father. The husband feels really bad for his wife so he decides they will try it. The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the husband says, "I don't feel a thing. You women are babies. Take another pill I can handle this." So the wife takes another pill. Same thing happens. Her husband tells her to take another pill. Same thing. By now she has transferred 75% of her pain to her husband. She is feeling a little pain but her husband is still feeling nothing. He is convinced that women are complete wuses. He tells her, "Take another pill. This isn't hurting me at all. Let me take all the pain away." So she does. Now they are both feeling great. A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy. The next day they take their newborn son home, and there they find the mailman dead on the doorstep. And 1 more joke - That Nagging, Sagging Feeling Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become paralyzed, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

ha i love post's like this, but yea sounds like you took the worst of it, althno I guess u could use it to ur advantage to get some ass...i can see it now - "Baby cmon just a little sucky sucky, I mean i got the shit kicked out of me for you baby" but yea, don't be gay and bring ur friends along with you, just shows that ur too big of a bitch to handle the situation on your own...if your gonna start shitr with him again, do it by yourself but try not to get your ass beat again, cuz believe it or not you can get fucked up permanantly

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down. Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!" To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

im startin to like this kid...whenever the HQ is kinda slow and nothing new and interested has risen, hes always there to save the day with his stupid ass comments that make us all crack up keep up the good work mudcool

The Elderly Have Fun Too A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddildosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do." "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"