Rattlehead Posted February 20, 2005 Report Posted February 20, 2005 Guy comes home from work to find his wife on the porch with all of her bags packed. He says to her ,"Where are you going?" She says," Las Vegas." He looks and says" Las Vegas?" She says,"Ya , I just found out I can make $400 a night for what I give you for free." Guy shrugs his shoulders and walks into the house. Couple minutes later he comes back out to the porch with all of his bags packed. Wife looks and says," Where are you going?" Guy says,"I'm going with you" Wife says ,"why?" Guy says ," I want to see how you are going to live on $800 bucks a year !" Quote
~~Banshee~~ Posted February 20, 2005 Report Posted February 20, 2005 Guy comes home from work to find his wife on the porch with all of her bags packed. He says to her ,"Where are you going?" She says," Las Vegas." He looks and says" Las Vegas?" She says,"Ya , I just found out I can make $400 a night for what I give you for free." Guy shrugs his shoulders and walks into the house. Couple minutes later he comes back out to the porch with all of his bags packed. Wife looks and says," Where are you going?" Guy says,"I'm going with you" Wife says ,"why?" Guy says ," I want to see how you are going to live on $800 bucks a year !" 326496[/snapback] Quote
locogato11283 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Posted February 20, 2005 Good one!!! 326504[/snapback] word!! Quote
The Rebel Posted February 20, 2005 Report Posted February 20, 2005 (edited) Good one, Rattlehead. Here's one for you: Guy comes sliding in to his driveway after a hard day at work and hitting the bar afterwards. Jumps out of his truck, runs in to his house, "Honey, pack your bags I just won the lottery". She comes running out of the bedroom and says," how should I pack", for the beach or the mountains?". Hell, I don't care how you pack, just pack your sh&t and get the F&&K out!! Dammit son..... Edited February 20, 2005 by The Rebel Quote
rocketboy Posted February 20, 2005 Report Posted February 20, 2005 even better than the first joke hahahahahahahah Quote
broke Posted February 20, 2005 Report Posted February 20, 2005 Husband comes home from work and his wife tells him she's leaving him. He says "leaving, why are you leaving me?" She says, "because you Quote
FlatTrackinIt55 Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 (edited) funny jokes.. Edited February 21, 2005 by FlatTrackinIt55 Quote
i12gofast Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 HAHA that happened to me once....oh wait..... Quote
racer Posted February 21, 2005 Report Posted February 21, 2005 how many guys does it take to clean a toilet? who cares its a woman's job. Quote
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