Rattlehead Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Guy comes home from work to find his wife on the porch with all of her bags packed. He says to her ,"Where are you going?" She says," Las Vegas." He looks and says" Las Vegas?" She says,"Ya , I just found out I can make $400 a night for what I give you for free." Guy shrugs his shoulders and walks into the house. Couple minutes later he comes back out to the porch with all of his bags packed. Wife looks and says," Where are you going?" Guy says,"I'm going with you" Wife says ,"why?" Guy says ," I want to see how you are going to live on $800 bucks a year !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~Banshee~~ Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Guy comes home from work to find his wife on the porch with all of her bags packed. He says to her ,"Where are you going?" She says," Las Vegas." He looks and says" Las Vegas?" She says,"Ya , I just found out I can make $400 a night for what I give you for free." Guy shrugs his shoulders and walks into the house. Couple minutes later he comes back out to the porch with all of his bags packed. Wife looks and says," Where are you going?" Guy says,"I'm going with you" Wife says ,"why?" Guy says ," I want to see how you are going to live on $800 bucks a year !" 326496[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Good one!!! 326504[/snapback] word!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rebel Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 (edited) Good one, Rattlehead. Here's one for you: Guy comes sliding in to his driveway after a hard day at work and hitting the bar afterwards. Jumps out of his truck, runs in to his house, "Honey, pack your bags I just won the lottery". She comes running out of the bedroom and says," how should I pack", for the beach or the mountains?". Hell, I don't care how you pack, just pack your sh&t and get the F&&K out!! Dammit son..... Edited February 20, 2005 by The Rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketboy Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 even better than the first joke hahahahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp1tekiller Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moto4man350 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 that's funny as hell!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Husband comes home from work and his wife tells him she's leaving him. He says "leaving, why are you leaving me?" She says, "because you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheeryder_69 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 thats disturbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepman137 Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 thats wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlatTrackinIt55 Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 (edited) funny jokes.. Edited February 21, 2005 by FlatTrackinIt55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i12gofast Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 HAHA that happened to me once....oh wait..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockgc9 Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 All good jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 how many guys does it take to clean a toilet? who cares its a woman's job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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