Holyman Posted July 14, 2004 Report Posted July 14, 2004 Some guys should never drink but at least this one won't be adding to the gene pool LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said. David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers. But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery. Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield. first this then this then this then this next morning this Quote
Blue Duece Posted July 14, 2004 Report Posted July 14, 2004 man, blow your nuts off, and end up in the slammer, thats a bad fuckin day Quote
Rickycali23 Posted July 14, 2004 Report Posted July 14, 2004 Hell yah thats a bad day.... The bad part then he must be the bitch in jail! Quote
Otis Posted July 14, 2004 Report Posted July 14, 2004 (edited) 5 years for possession of an illegal firearm????...... (yeah i know, i'm missing the whole point of the story .... ) Edited July 14, 2004 by Otis Quote
bansheefreak Posted July 14, 2004 Report Posted July 14, 2004 now he don't have the NUTS to stand up to anyone in jail...lmao Quote
frocashmoney24 Posted July 14, 2004 Report Posted July 14, 2004 damn, lost the berries, prolly fucked up the twig to, now he's somebodys bitch in jail, hope he has fun with that.... Quote
banshee04le Posted July 14, 2004 Report Posted July 14, 2004 damn, lost the berries, prolly fucked up the twig to, now he's somebodys bitch in jail, hope he has fun with that.... Grabbing the sawed off shot-gun and heading back to the bar is rarely a good idea. This guy pushed up the benchmark for a bad day. Now, no matter how bad one of my days get, I can always say at least I didn't blow my nuts off. Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted July 14, 2004 Report Posted July 14, 2004 no matter how bad one of my days get, I can always say at least I didn't blow my nuts off. Its not quite midnight here, so I'm gonna say that for today. Quote
philshee Posted July 14, 2004 Report Posted July 14, 2004 Can't say he has brass balls anymore. Quote
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