xsinnerx Posted January 23, 2009 Report Posted January 23, 2009 One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.' Quote
Animalman294 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Posted January 23, 2009 Hahahaha I like it, thats pretty good....... Quote
locogato11283 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Posted January 23, 2009 hahaha. how does the dad know what his daughters pussy smells like? hmm. Quote
shanYE west Posted January 24, 2009 Report Posted January 24, 2009 :ohmy: :yelrotflmao: You'll never have to worry about that Boo.. lol :shoothead: Quote
MistBanshee Posted January 24, 2009 Report Posted January 24, 2009 hahaha. how does the dad know what his daughters pussy smells like? hmm. I was kind of wondering that myself! Quote
donkeypuncher Posted January 25, 2009 Report Posted January 25, 2009 hahaha. how does the dad know what his daughters pussy smells like? hmm. I was kind of wondering that myself! like mother like daughter? :shrug: :yelrotflmao: Quote
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