375hp banshees Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 *'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'* > > > 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' > 'Yes. What can I do for you?' > > 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil > Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! > > Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it > there.. > > > > > > > > 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' > > > > The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. > They search the shed where the firewood is kept. > Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. > > > > > They sneer at Virgil and leave. > > > > > Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. > 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' > > > > 'Yeah!' > > > > 'Did they chop your firewood?' > > > > 'Yep!' > > > > 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' > > > > > (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun). Quote
ohiobanshee Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 Somebody send them to my house pleese. Quote
flyhighprerunner Posted January 17, 2009 Report Posted January 17, 2009 thats funny i dont care who you are! Quote
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