Cotton eyed Joe

It is sort of like the fat kids parents suing McDonalds. BUT I dunno. The tobacco companies do put a warning on the box etc...but I think McDonalds should put "Eating this food will make you a fat ass" on the side of everything they sell.

HAHA I was actually starting to sweat as I read it.....then I realized what it was...HAHHAHAHA.... I know a kid that wrote a story about a chess game in high school called "The Night I Took The Queen" and it started out as a chess game and ended up a porn using subtile language and eventually just came out at the end with the traditional porn ending. The teacher told him to "never turn in anything like this shit ever again."

How did you get your stuff back? Did you get to talk to him face to face? Maybe you should go back and double check that there aren't a few parts somewhere around his place if you think you are missing them I'm not sure its theft if you "steal" your own parts back.

hey stan, there is a kodiac sitting at the chevy dealer right by my house. it was a special order that has a custom bed on it so it looks like a huge pick up truck, full air ride and allready set up to tow. sticker price is 60 grand. want me to ask them to hold it for you ? shop smart on your trailer, i was out to buy the biggest baddest mother trailer out there and am glad i sat down and did some research and you seen what i ended up with, and couldnt be more happier. 60 grand???? Hehehe...no. I'm hoping to find something eventually in the 35-40k range. Spend another 8-10k on an enclosed trailer if I ever get that far.

You..... you're good you.

I want a new toy hauler so bad my ass itches. Heres what I want. http://www.chevrolet.com/medium_duty/kodiak/model_c4500.htm I found the trailer here local....at a whopping $29,000 The damn Kodiak is only $31k to start ($500 less than what I paid for a new Z-71 7 years ago), and it wouldn't get much past that the way I would order it. Need to find a deal on a trailer.

I'm with Banshee04le on this one. I always have put in 2 full quarts. I don't have time to measure out .7 of a quart. I'm a busy guy!!!!! So I just put the whole damn thing in. Haven't had any problems in almost 6 years. Well, 4.5 years of service

I love that thing. Everytime I log on I say "HOW YOU DOIN COCKSUCKER??" then it gets all pissed off and want to bond emotionally, more specifically with me saying I'm sorry.

Im not familiar with old and new carriers..... do you mean stock?? If so, I didn't know there were year differences.

I dunno man.......do you use "product" on your hair??? j/k

Maybe a revalved rear shock, other than that....thats it.

good thing there are not any womens shoe shortages or they would be wasting even more money. Whats up with women and shoes??? anyone elese notice this??? I think they try to out do other women by who ever owns the most has a higher status or somthing....W T F LMFAO My wife went through her closet to "clean up" a little. She threw away one pair of shoes. She still has around 15 pair. I have shoes for: Work Not at work Gym sandals for at the dunes I don't even have riding boots. She has shoes that she wore in the 9th grade like 12 yeras ago. She was wearing a pair of shoes the other day that I liked. I mentioned that I liked them, but I don't remember her having them. She said that it was the first time she has worn them, but they were over a year old.

I saw a show on the Disc. Channel about a guy that owns a jade mine in the south/east US...I want to say near Virgina. Raw jade is "worth" tons more compared to raw diamonds. Jade is still a worthless rock, but there are plenty of worthless rocks that command a higher price than diamonds. I tell my wife "rather than me buy you diamonds, how bout you buy you diamonds, and I'll go buy something for my banshee" so far neither of us have gotten anything.

I dated a girl that smoked once before I was married. Even if she hadn't smoked in HOURS it was like licking an ash tray if I kissed her. I swear to god if I even kissed her on the forehead or cheek I'd have to wash my mouth out with listerene and wash my clothes when I came home. Being in her house was like sitting in the exhaust plume of Evils new truck.

Where in CO were you Dave? I'm only about 170 miles from the nearest boarder of CO, I think the town is Vernal to be a little more precise.

Diamonds are worthless. They only have value because of women. If women thought that hanging lizards from their ears was attractive, Geckos would be worth $1000/oz.

yeah they could throw hemp at us and we could run over them in our smokin two strokes, or would i be polluting too much? I think the stench of live hippies is as bad as the stench of dead ones. It would be an easy win. The hippies would probably hold hands and make a circle of light or someshit and just stand there, not working or contributing to society in any way. When one of them breaks out a tambourine and a sitar we strike with a blinding wall of sand and plumes of 2 stroke exhaust.

I don't mean to sound like i am doubting you, but I haven't ever heard of a 2 1/8" ball. I've heard of the other standards such as 1 7/8", 2", and 2 5/16". IS this something new, or have I just been asleep at the wheel??? Er...maybe I had my head up my ass this morning....and to top it all off.....I can't find my god damn receiver and ball to even check what size it in fact is. lol

I prefer the slogan "Guns don't kill people, Physics kills people"

They make small ball and hitch type....the ball is about the size of a golf ball and the one I have is a 2 1/8 inch ball.

I agree. Because one thing I read in Sand Sports was that the ASA rented a helicopter, and flew over the dunes spotting these weeds. They found groups of these weeds that had obviously been growing well before (many years before according to the article) the hippies tried to close the dunes. I think it just comes down to these groups being chicken shits, and the duners aren't endangering this noxious useless weed. We need to have a rumble 50's style between the hippies and the duners.

I vote beat on it. Every now and again my "on" button won't work unless I unplug the whole damn thing. As soon as I can afford it this one is getting everything back in spades it's dealt me.

I like that term. Sudden Deceleration Trauma....makes it sound like something cool happened.... When I blow something up in the mill or lathe, or smash my thumb with a hammer, and my dad asked me "What the hell is going on??" I tell him "I ran into a little bit of interference". lol...My hand interfered with the momentum of a 46 oz ballast hammer or a 45 cent bolt interfered with the movement of a $70 endmill.

f*ck!!! I'm glad to hear to knocked the f*ck out of that guy!!!! You also did a great job by taking his gun. If the fucker was taking pot shots at your wife, he would have nailed you in the forehead and claimed self defense and not even thought about it. There's a few things that really set me off, and one of them is people fucking with me, my family or my wife. 2 times in the last week I thought I was going to get to kick someones ass, but it all kind of fell through at the last minute. What type of business did you start?? I hope its a business where to go kick peoples asses that deserve it.

Back in the olden days you'd hang someone for that. When I set up my passwords for my Pay Pal, my eBay account, and a few others, I always throw a few random numbers in there for good measure, and none of them are the same. Its a pain in the ass remembering 10 different passwords, but if it keeps my green and my name safe then its not such a hassle.