My wife and I came up with 2 that would work as a pair...
Bedbug man and Budbag man.
Here's the way it would work...
A bad guy would do a crime and because Budbag man is always on the fringes of the law, he would know about it.
Then he and Bedbug man would stalk the criminal until the cops were nearby. As soon as the cops were close, Budbag man would open his mouth and huge puff of weed smoke would come out and get the criminal stoned and then he would sprinkle little piles of pot around where the criminal was sleeping it off. Then Bedbug man would shrink down to bedbug size and crawl under the door {like at a seedy motel or where ever criminals go to sleep it off} and bite the criminal repeatedly in the crotch. The stoner would wake up screaming and the cops would break down the door to see piles of weed all around the room and of course other stuff that would show him to be the criminal.
They could activate their powers kinda like the wonder twins. You know one was always some kind of water and the other one was an animal or something and when they touched fists together they would say "Wonder Twin powers activate!!!" and then one would say... shape of a sparrow and the other would say size of an ice cube. And the sparrow would fly thru the wondow and scare the crook and run out the door where he'd slip on the ice cube and then crack his head on the railing just as the cops were driving by.
Bedbug man and Budbag man would touch fists and stuff but they could only become a bedbug or a puff of smoke. But MAN that would ROCK to have superheros like that!!!
What do you guys think?
PS neither I nor my wife have ever taken illegal drugs.