WINDYCITYJOHN400

When you hit the whoops pinned and end up on your ass......you'll know your shocks are blown.

It got to be electrical heat. Flywheel might have magnets breaking up in it. Stator might be junk. Coil might be overheating. CDI might be going bad. I listed those in the order I think is most likely.

1. Finding a fresh un-opened bottle of two stroke oil sitting on the tailgate of my truck 4 gallons into a ride. 2. Secrete sause 3. Young children with new musical instruments

Why does she keep saying "That's the wrong hole"........How the hell does she know what hole I'm aiming for?

COOL! Nate is going in for surgery on his hand tomorrow. (So we don't have to worry about him getting too muddy.) LOL I'm sure Chris will be driving down from Wisconsin again and Wes will be coming too. I'm looking forward to seeing you on a Banshee this time.

Why do some people always say "Like a motherfucker" after stuff.? Example... It's raining like a motherfucker That bike is fast as a motherfucker That guy posting that his banshee goes 100 Mph is dumber than a motherfucker. I'm hungrier than a motherfucker Are motherfuckers really that versitile?

Same reason the goats get so mad when she comes home.

And why isn't this great topic in the humor section where more people will read it?

Why haven't fish evolved to not eat food on hooks? (My dog knows when I put meds in a hotdog.) Why is Jello never "New and improved" or "33% more"? It sells just fine as it is......was Jello perfect from birth. Why do throttle and clutch cables always break 5 minutes into a ride and never with 5 minutes left? Why is it..... that if you say something so funny, that it makes stuff come out of a persons nose.......they laugh along with everyone else about it and never threaten to kick your ass? Why is food coming out of a persons nose TWICE as funny as the comment that made it happen? Why do women tell you to be careful? Do any of us walk out the door PLANNING to fuck ourselves up? Tampons.......friend or foe? And why (new or used) are they so gross to even think about? Or my favorite...(from the mind of my 10 year old son)......"Hey Dad.....What if birds had guns?"

Oh....and I did search first just to be sure......ok, so it's official...this eric dude is just a dumbass.

Well my group had SO MUCH FUN last weekend at The Badlands, that we can't wait to go again. So we're not! We're planning trip #2 for Saturday October 20th. RollinRino joined us last time and we had a blast! (Don't let the cool weather reports scare you. It was the perfect temp all day till that sun went down.) We got muddy, but not too wet and there wasn't any dust anywhere. (Just the way I like it.) It's a long ways out as far as weather predictions....but at this point they are calling for 57 and clear. Mint! Hope it turns out close to that. Anyone think they can make it? Chime in if your "All In".

Somebody is setting a friend up for endless phone calls. This craigslist posting is a spoof or a phone scam. (Note: the location is lake, mi....as in Lake Michigan.) So who's trolling on Craigslist, so they can then troll the craigslist post on HQ?

[Have u seen that video? Dude on the glen burn or whatever they call it back east. Bout peed myself watchin that shit.] Yeah, that was kind of a double shot at guns. But seriously, have you ever thought it was possible to get your fingers stuck in the rear sprocket while riding? (I knew a kid back in the day who was checking his chain tension on his BMX bike while riding and pedaled his finger into the front sprocket.) He lost the tip of his index finger and ended up getting something like $3000 from his parents insurance company for it. But I couldn't believe that video where he got stuck to the rear sprocket. (I'm sure he couldn't believe it either.) List #2 1. Bees in my pop can as I'm drinking. 2. Having to watch as my wife and kids are subjected to a TSA search just to fly. 3. Deer who have a thing for headlights. .....and Noob posts about Banshee top speeds.

Yep. My dad liked to call me at 9:00. He did that a few times before I let him know the rules he will have to follow moving forward. He forgot one time and I answered and just said "SERIOUSLY?!" then hung up. (Now he remembers and he'll wait till 10:10 just to be safe. LOL

Mike - Just cleared my PM's for ya. Yes you will feel the full hit of the pipes with the block-off plates. Hey Matt.....whatever happened to Tito? He got my old 492 and all the spare parts and then I never heard from him again. (I heard rumors he was staying in a room with bars lately.) I was looking forward to hearing how our 492's stacked up against each other. (I know your bike's set-up is one of the best running coal hill bikes.) So I didn't think he would be able to afford to get his bike to the level of yours....but I did think a drag race would be fun for both of you. I heard he got basically maybe one ride before he fell off the map. What was the deal?

LOL That's what I get for posting from my phone with these big fingers. Guess I better proof read better.

#1 - The thought of my fingers getting stuck between my chain and rear sprocket. Then they become a parking brake on my bike as it is stuck 1/2 way up/down a hill. #2 - public pictures of my carbs only opening 3/4 of the way. #4 - Waking up to find a Trinity invoice in my mailbox.

Any time before 10:00 am on a saturday! I like to sleep in that one day of the week. People who call before 10 get a real earfull.

For riding where you are on and off the throttle the powervalves let the motor recover faster. You won't make much more "low end power" but the motor will recover better when "off the pipe." But overall your loosing power because the powervalves smooth out the hit of the pipe by "Blocking the power from hitting as hard." For your stated use....ditch the powervalves.

Call anybody. Call Big Bird.......just DON'T call Trinity.

Well the weather and conditions were awesome. Had fun hanging with Stan (rollinrino ) Going to try to put together another trip in maybe 2 weeks....

So.....there is a reason you can't go again? This is the big customer party weekend with pig roast, door prizes, sale prices on gear, music, a beer garden after 5:00 and there is even a big race after the riding ends at 7:00. Come on........ Join us.

LMAO

Give it up. This kids 16. You can't tell him anything. He's already got all the answers. He's not going to listen long enough to learn that sensor placement, and true measured tire diameter can effect the outcome of his vapors readings. Let him think that he's going that fast. That just means you and I are riding bikes that can touch the sound barrier. LOL Age and knowledge.....you never know what it is worth till you HAVE IT.

Ummmm NO. We've had this discussion before on here. Your missing one small point.....reality. It's math son. It'll bite that daydream in the ass every time. If you want to continue to talk about crazy top speed....someone is going to call you out and get your tire size and gearing and tell you your max possible MPH. Let it go. Top speed has almost zero useable value in the atv world anyway. Why am I bothering to reply to a new troll? LOL Why is October always troll month?