A married couple was driving home one cold night when the wife asked her husband to stop the car.
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> There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, she got out to see if it was still alive and it was.
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> She said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'
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> He says, 'Okay, get in the car with it.'
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> The wife asks 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'
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> He says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'
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> 'But what about the smell?' she asked.
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> 'Just hold it's little nose.'
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The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the sh*it out of him with, died at the scene.