Animalman294

Smoke every day huh? Well that explains why the last part doesnt make sense, but hey you started off pretty good...... Good luck with that bro........ :yelrotflmao:

Ya, I guess they are counting on the banshee's reputation selling itself...........

Hahaha nice........ Thats funny......

Why do lame ass people put adds on public media and then dont know anything about what they are selling.........

Ya, the hair follicle test can show up for 5-6 months is what I was told....... so avoid the hair if ya can....... I've heard of people using hemp shampoo and it stripps the hair of everything and causes inconclusive test results, but not 100% sure on the shampoo.......

Nice.....

Hahahahaha

I've heard that before but a little different variation, still funny though..........

I dont even want to know why the original person stood there long enough to film the dog get a happy ending after his self massage.....

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Hahahahaha....... damn that was funny........ Poor tree........

Dude, ya need a hobby.........

Never even heard of that.......... hahaha

Foxworthy and the rest of the blue collar gang are the best.........

Nice...........hahahaha

That sucks.......... poor skunk went from bad to worse to dead.......

Hahaha that was pretty funny, he was itching his back for a long ass time though.......

That is just plain nasty.........

Hahahaha....nice

Damn that would be embarrassing, but ya she's gonna remember that for a while.........

Man that sweet, big damn thing.........

The add looks like it was pulled, so either he sold them or someone told him he was an idiot.......

Some of that was pretty crazy..........

Some of those are pretty funny, and others are just plain crazy........

Niiiiiiiiccce..... that was some funny shit right there......