So dad is off on a business trip, but comes home early. He calls home when lil jonny picks up the fone.
dad-"Hello"
"hi dad"
dad-"hi, is mommy there?"
Lil jonny-"yes, but she told me not to go into her room"
dad-"well why not?"
Lil jonny-"uncle john and her are doing important work"
dad-"... tell her im in the drive way"
Lil jonny-"ok"
*hangs up*
5 minutes later dad calls again
dad-"hi son, what happend?"
Lil jonny-"well, when i told them mommy jumped up and hit her head against the drawer, shes not moving. Uncle John jumped out of the window into the pool, but i cleaned out the pool the afternoon, so it was empty"
dad-"wait a minute... pool? shit wrong number!"