THE RANGE OF 8
INCHES LONG.
THE
FUNCTIONING
OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED
BY MEMBERS
OF BOTH
SEXES.
IS USUALLY
FOUND
HUNG, DANGLING
READY LOOSLEY
FOR INSTANT
ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF
A CLUMP
OF LITTLE
HAIRY THINGS
AT ONE END
AND SMALL
HOLE AT
THE OTHER.
IN USE, IT IS
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES
SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO A
WARM,
FLESHY,
MOIST
OPENING
WHERE
IT IS
THRUST
IN AND
DRAWN OUT
AGAIN
AND
AGAIN MANY
TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED
BY
SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN
WILL MOST
SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND,
RESULTING
FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN
FINALLY
WITHDRAWN,
IT
LEAVES
BEHIND A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE
STICKY
SUBSTANCE,
SOME
OF WHICH WILL
NEED
CLEANING
FROM THE
OUTER
SURFACES OF
THE
OPENING AND
SOME
OF FROM
ITS
LONG
GLISTENING SHAFT.
AFTER
EVERYTHING IS DONE
AND THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE
CEASED
EMANATING, IT
IS RETURNED
TO ITS FREELY
HANGING
STATE
OF REST,
READY
YET FOR
ANOTHER
BIT OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY
REACHING ITS
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE OR
THREE TIMES
A DAY,
BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I?
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,
THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN...
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