oldasdirtrider

I've got six people on their way here in the morning,they're coming from Aransas Pass.

Just surround yourself with packing peanuts!

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

You really should go eat at the Scotch and Sirloin. Great steaks and fantastic looking waitresses!

A big smile and really big riding boots

A buddy of mine has been testing the pulse charger on his Z400. The pulse charger guy actually gave him the pipe and one for his wifes bike as well. The pulse charger guy really knows what is going on with the 4 stroke pipes. My buddy said that the pc guy, wish I could remember his name,he goes by mixxer on Z400 central, has made comments about Toomy's and other banshee pipes and said that he could do better.But he never said he was making 2 stroke pipes. If he did, I would think that they'd be good ones. Go to Z400central and check out posts by mixxer and rstaw2 zs. They both post on some Honda site too, but I can't remember the name of that one.

I've got a poodle who out mouses our mouser. I'd be very willing to deliver the little shit, mouseing is about his only good trait. He still smells like an old dryed up fart.

I have to say.....those are 16 of my favorite colors!

It's pretty easy, I did mine myself....and it works! You need to have the steel plates bead blasted, I took mine down to the dealer and they did them for free, I think that was the only freebie I've ever gotten from a dealer!

I've always found this little trick to be entertaining. Freeze a can of shave cream, cut the bottom out of it and then place into the victims back pack, car or other contained area, when the shave cream thows out it goes everywhere.

I'm no expert on this, but I do know that some serious hot rodders and street bikers use header wrap to hold heat in the headers and this is supposed to help with exhaust flow. So I would think that the cermic coating would have the same effect.

how 'bout Jimmy's chicken shack? I used to like Slim Whitman, but the last time I heard him it made my head a splode!

started with a '71 Honda SL 125, then '76 Kawasaki KZ900, '79 KZ650sr, '86 Honda V65 Sabre, current ride is a '93 ZX6-E

Here's a good one Fuc*'em if they can't take a joke