The Rebel

15/41 tapped out is around 78-79 mph 16/40 runs closer to 85

Something funky about the framework. I'd be skeptical about it. I have close friends that turn 3.7s with 4mil cubs in the mid 80 MPH range.

Louisiana Public School System Todays word OMELETTE Let's use it in a sentence: 'I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.'

I have the Trinity on my 4mil, runs great. Response, no syncing and still good top end, what more could you want ? rat, what's up?

Right on!! Been there , done that . :biggrin:

Oh well, I have a red one with 20, 19, and maybe 21cc domes. Let me know if that will so for you.

Hey MS , I can do any mods to your flywheel that need to be done.

New Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. Doesn't faze her. So she hits the 2nd floor. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. Annnhhh , still nothing . The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor . There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. **/To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. Same thing , six floors with the same rules. /** The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.* dat's right . :baseball_w00t:

:: shuddup . :sad: It's hotter than fire here and dry as a bone . When will it rain ? What's up DUNEDEMON ? rebel

Just what the title says. I got this in a trade and I do not need it . $15 and its yours. Have bored stock carbs for another $50 . These were mine that I bored . Don't use them any more . rebel

ahhahhhhhhhhh !! You owe me a beer dude , and a keyboard . :yelrotflmao: Damn , that reminds me, I have a Boost bottle I need to sell . I'll take a 12 pack for it . Any takers? rebel

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

bwwwwwaaaahhhha! Now that's funny , I don't care who y'are . Here's a quote for you. Don't know who it is said it. I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart. Waiting in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time from it. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete. So, I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. The tall guy had to stagger out of the store, nearly oxygen-depleted from laughter. I paid for the food and left a lot of smiles behind me. __________________________________________________

Jack N. Black

I just got my new Ford pickup truck but returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this"! He spoke up and said , "Nelson"! The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" Willie" ! He continued, and right away, "On The Road Again", began playing from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Metallica" I'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them . I yelled "ASSHOLES!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze. Damn, I LOVE my truck

Hang in there bw , get some more rump shots coming this way. that'll get you back in the swing ... Happy Birthday brother

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want." "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch. "HELL NO!" he cries, "you've got teeth down here!" "Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as teeth down there!" "Yes there are," he says, "my Mom told me so." "No there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek. "No I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that ALL women have teeth down there." "Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there." The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"

wears Brookes panties with a picture of himself on 'em , because not sure what he/she is , knowing Brooke has the bigger sack

Sorry to hear about you're old man tit . That getting old shit just keeps getting closer all the time, don't it. I see it in my old man a lot now , he's 74 now . Man , I never thought that would happen. We all think our dads are invinceable . They are our rocks , here on earth . I hate it for you bro . Keep a positive attitude . He's with you a lot more than you might think , he knows just what you know , don't forget , he's the one that taught you . And I don't see anybody on here thinking you're a pussy for loving your dad tit . I know I love mine . rebel

Well said guys. We all know who's doing the burning and who's not. So why does it matter ? They shouldn't even be here . Like Gargamel said, slowly tipping to what we are fighting (communism) . The whole government agenda today is about CONTROL . Controling every aspect of your life . What we need is a good old fashioned REVOLUTION . Starting at the top. Weed out all the BS. Rebel Almost forgot, we need a law stating that if a chick is going to wear revealing clothes they have to look like the chicks in wesw sig.

Doooooohhhh!!!!! Why didn't I think of that? Thanks Pipebomb

Is that all I could get out of you , you feeling allright little missy ?

How do find all of your old posts with this new board format ? I don't subscribe to threads , I just go back to old posts . Whar's it at ?

Heh, if I would have made you, you would look just like Pat Benatar(or that chick in Polish last post) and be sitting on my lap with a huge grin on your face right about now... :happy:

Stop that, you nasty little bia.... :baseball_kiss: