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I've got six people on their way here in the morning,they're coming from Aransas Pass.

Just surround yourself with packing peanuts!

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

You really should go eat at the Scotch and Sirloin. Great steaks and fantastic looking waitresses!

A big smile and really big riding boots

A buddy of mine has been testing the pulse charger on his Z400. The pulse charger guy actually gave him the pipe and one for his wifes bike as well. The pulse charger guy really knows what is going on with the 4 stroke pipes. My buddy said that the pc guy, wish I could remember his name,he goes by mixxer on Z400 central, has made comments about Toomy's and other banshee pipes and said that he could do better.But he never said he was making 2 stroke pipes. If he did, I would think that they'd be good ones. Go to Z400central and check out posts by mixxer and rstaw2 zs. They both post on some Honda site too, but I can't remember the name of that one.

I've got a poodle who out mouses our mouser. I'd be very willing to deliver the little shit, mouseing is about his only good trait. He still smells like an old dryed up fart.

I have to say.....those are 16 of my favorite colors!

It's pretty easy, I did mine myself....and it works! You need to have the steel plates bead blasted, I took mine down to the dealer and they did them for free, I think that was the only freebie I've ever gotten from a dealer!

I've always found this little trick to be entertaining. Freeze a can of shave cream, cut the bottom out of it and then place into the victims back pack, car or other contained area, when the shave cream thows out it goes everywhere.

I'm no expert on this, but I do know that some serious hot rodders and street bikers use header wrap to hold heat in the headers and this is supposed to help with exhaust flow. So I would think that the cermic coating would have the same effect.

how 'bout Jimmy's chicken shack? I used to like Slim Whitman, but the last time I heard him it made my head a splode!

started with a '71 Honda SL 125, then '76 Kawasaki KZ900, '79 KZ650sr, '86 Honda V65 Sabre, current ride is a '93 ZX6-E

Here's a good one Fuc*'em if they can't take a joke

proper pinkie placement is key in magic trickery

If you like live music go to La Bar Bat. Act like a backwoods yokel and maybe the owner will give you the nickle tour and free cover...worked for me when I was there and I didn't even have to act! There is a place you can stand in line all morning and get 1/2 price theater tickets.

http://www.eskimo.com/~daddog/repair/Anodize/index.htm I couldn't get this link to work right but you can copy and paste it.

clowns...(look at avatar)......AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!

I'm using FZR600 friction plates and yz490 springs. Don't forget to bead blast your steel plates before you rebuild

If you are running a Dyna cdi you will need the resistor plugs.

Anyone want a car for $5 ? This is from the HAMB forum, it isn't my car just thought someone might be interested A little change in plans After running it by Rashy, I think it would be a better idea to raffle this car instead of auction, as more of us have 5.00 than 500.00. So tickets are 5.00 each, I'm gonna shoot for a minimum of 500 sold. That gets Seans family 2500. If you dont want the car, it can be donated to a local charity for a tax write-off to the winner. It is a pretty good car, 289, C4, it runs and drives, but could use some tinkering. A little rust, and needs some interior work. I lost the title, but if youre out of state, you might not need one. Otherwise I can get one. It can stay as long as it takes to get picked up. Ray. All payments sent via paypal or postmarked by July 9th, 2004. I will wait till the 16th for all mail to get here, and it will be raffled off that day. My paypal address is [email protected]. My mailing address is Ray Myers, PO Box 500074, Palmdale, Ca 93591. This is being run seperately from any other fundraiser, the goal is to help Sean and his family Thanks in advance!!And GOOD LUCK!!

I noticed that ..... thought it might just be the angle...that would be motivation to ride that wheelie a little longer!

Here is an update on Sean. I just copied this off of the HAMB...I don't know Sean all that well, but he is a great guy. Tulsa - Police have arrested a man they say is responsible for an overnight assault that left two people wounded in downtown Tulsa. Terry Wayne Badgewell is charged with two counts of assault with a deadly weapon and a single count of trespassing. Officers responded to the Deadtown bar at about 4:30 Thursday morning. According to the bar manager, the suspect was asked to leave the property, but later grabbed a pipe and struck the bar's owner in the head. When others came to intervene, the suspect then assaulted one of them, striking the victim several times. The bar's owner, identified as 35-year-old Sean Howard, was transported to a Tulsa hospital in critical condition. Badgewell is being held in the Tulsa County Jail on 100-thousand dollars bond. Here's what goes... He has gravel and dirt embedded in his brain. His right side is completely broken. Teeth knocked out. His liver and heart failed on the way to the Hospital. He lost 5 pints of blood. He just got out of surgery and is in ICU. We have 24 hours to wait to see how big his brain is going to swell. He has a collapsed lung and one of his kidneys is failing. The doctors told us on 95% of people with this magnitude of head trama don't make it. We are all down here at the shop holding hands and praying. We need everybody's support on this one. We're gonna need a miracle. He's a great guy and one of my best friends.

If anyone is in the Tulsa area this weekend please check out this link and come down to help Sean and his family out. Sean