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Hey Tits. Hope everything works out.Gimme a shout if ya want a hand rebuilding the shee.Good to see David got the Shee back.Holla back if ya need a hand or want to go out for a ride.P.s. Duns Motocross track is pretty good.See ya soon

She only know how to drive stick

NYUK and Bigwill

Whats brown and in a babies diaper? Michael Jacksons hand!!

Forget the German Shepard.High heels and a poodle for you

Happy Birthday Brooke

How does Michael Jackson know when its time for bed? The big hand touches the little hand.

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a caf

Billy Joe and Mary Sue newly joined in holy matrimony are spending their wedding night at Motel 6 honeymoon Suite in Wheeling, West Virginia. They have abstained from the dirty deed until this very night. Just as Billy Joe is about to make love to his new wife for the first time, she stops him: "Wait Billy Joe, I just thought you should know....this ain't just our first time....this here is my first time ever. I'm a virgin. I been savin' myself just for you" "What you sayin' Mary Sue" replies Billy Joe "I said I am a virgin. One hunnert percent cherry. Just for you on our weddin' night" "You're a VIRGIN?" "That's right, please be gentle." "Gentle! Gentle my ass, I'm outta here!" With that Billy Joe pulls up his pants and leaves his virgin bride lying alone and naked. He slams the motel door and jumps in his pick-up and drives back home. "Pa! Pa! Wake up! You're not gonna believe this!" "Huh? Billy Joe, what the hell you doin' here? It's 3am on your Wedding night! Why the hell ain't you and that pretty new wife of yours on haystack somewhere, f***ing like rabbits?" "Pa, I was all set to do just that, when Mary Sue up and tells me that's she's a virgin!" "A VIRGIN?!" "That's right Pa. One hundred percent cherry. As soon as she told me I gut the hell outta there as fast as I could" "Well, son, lemme tell you, you did the right thing.....cos if she ain't good enough for her own family, she sho' ain't good enough for ours!!!!"

There three honeymoon couples staying in a hotel in Barbados. The first night of the honeymoon, the three new husbands are gathered in the bar, swapping wedding stories and stag night tales when the talk turns to the age old question - does one actually have sex on the first night of one's honeymoon? After some discussion, they reach the agreement that, yes, it was almost obligatory but that still leaves another question - how many times? In order to find out the three husbands agree that if they have sex that night, in the morning they'll order the full English Breakfast to signify without alerting the wives to what's going on. Any more than once, they'll proclaim with extra toast. And then they finish their drinks and retire. The next morning, the first husband to the breakfast table smiles at the others' tardiness, happily order the full breakfast and two extra slices of toast. The second husband arrives, his new bride is also sleeping in. He looks at the first's plate and toast, smiles, and orders the full breakfast and four extra slices of toast The third guy arrives looking dishevelled and exhausted. He grins at the others, and calls for the waiter. "I'd like the full breakfast, please. And seven extra slices of toast." As the others look impressed, he calls to the waiter once more. "And waiter? Could you make three of those slices brown?"

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. The husband was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said, "I think she choked."

A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?" The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight." When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table: "My dear husband, I received your fax, and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."

Part of the tors system

I'll bring the Beers

Try mounting the coil on the other side of the bar for more clearance. Coil must be relocated. Unplug Orange (+) and Black (-) and unbolt coil. Coil needs to be mounted in same location, but on top of existing frame mount. File paint off top side of mount where coil will touch. (This is required to ensure a proper ground. Reinstall mounting bolts and reattach wires. Hope this helps

Happy Birthday James

Do you still have the TORS on the quad?

Nice Job you made on the Gibson site Brooke.