Hilarious Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS1Inferno Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha (breath) hahahahahahahhahahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamahaMama Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 OMG!!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonbon Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 haha nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaosBanshee44 Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 That's good shit right there! haha :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Oh, man that sucks to be those two................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 haha nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fakkundo Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 LOL :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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