Mullet Man Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 How many 'EMO' kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?..... None, they all just sit and cry in the dark! :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheefourseven Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 President Bush is walking along a bridge in a small town during a visit. Hes dangerously close to the edge and slips, before secret service can catch him he falls into the water below. Due to the shock of it he starts to go under. Little Billy and Mikey were fishing down below and saw Bush in trouble. They jumped in and pulled him to shore. Bush says thank you so much anything you want name it its yours. Billy says I want a new dirt bike the top of the line. Mikey says I want a motorized wheelchair with all the bells and whistles. Bush says to Mikey, You walk fine you don't need a wheelchair, Mikey says....... I will when my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning! Why don't witches wear panties? So they get a better grip on the broom!! Whats the difference between pink and purple? Her grip! A man walks up to his barber shop with his pit bull and notices a poodle tied up outside. He takes his pit bull and ties him up on the other side of the sidewalk. He goes inside and a woman passes on her way out. All of the sudden he hears this scream and the woman comes back inside and says my poodle killed your pit bull. The guy says well how the hell did she do that. The woman says it appears he choked to death on her!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chase@miamiatv.com Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 what do you call a blonde that dyed there hair to be a brunnette ???? Artificial Intelligence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 what do ya got when a blonde stands on her head and spreads her legs?........... a brunette with bad breath.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodro77 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 what do a 1000 battered women have in common ? none of them listen ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STLBILL Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 A man walks up to his barber shop with his pit bull and notices a poodle tied up outside. He takes his pit bull and ties him up on the other side of the sidewalk. He goes inside and a woman passes on her way out. All of the sudden he hears this scream and the woman comes back inside and says my poodle killed your pit bull. The guy says well how the hell did she do that. The woman says it appears he choked to death on her!! HUH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mullet Man Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 HUH? i had to read it twice. i think the pitbull tried to eat it... otherwise i dont know lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Yep thats what happened, because thats about the only way a poodle is going to kill a Pit Bull.......... :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustbag Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 sorry, but that pitbull one was so bad, that it'll hopefully make this one look good. A little old lady decides to join the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Gang. One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy is amused and decides to humor her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" She replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table." The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheefourseven Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Yeah the pitbull choked to death on the poodle . Sorry it was funnier when I heard it. hard to type it and have it make sense. So my wife comes up to me this morning and says "hey honey do you know what us women do with our assholes everyday?" Interested in the comment I said no honey what. She says "we pack their lunch and send them to work." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex! Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head? sweet fuck all! What do you call a blond with a dollar bill on her head? all you can eat under a buck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheefourseven Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 A woman and her husband were sharing a bottle of wine and the husband says, " I bet you cant tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time". The woman looks at him and says, " Your penis is bigger than your brothers" . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mullet Man Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 :yelrotflmao: The NFL announced today that, for financial reasons, they had to eliminate one team from the league. So, they've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs. They will be known as the..........TAMPACKS. Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Hey, those are all pretty good............ Keep 'em comin' :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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