Why are medical insurance rates so high?

[DUNE-A-TIC]

*Subject:* Why medical insurance rates are so high...

 

 

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the engine of a Harley

 

motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

 

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take

 

a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage:

 

" Hey Doc, you want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit

 

 

 

surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

 

 

 

 

 

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked :

 

"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out,

repair

 

any damage, and then put them back in, and when I'm done, it works just

 

like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) while

 

 

you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing pretty

 

 

much the same work?"

 

 

 

 

 

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the

 

mechanic ... ''Try doing it with the engine running."

 

 

Dune

[locogato11283]

ha not bad...

[Animalman294]

That was a pretty good one.................

[Joshtruction]

definitly a good joke. When I first read the subject name before I read the post my instant thaught was "banshee's"

[rocketboy]

*Subject:* Why medical insurance rates are so high...

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the engine of a Harley

 

motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

 

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take

 

a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage:

 

" Hey Doc, you want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit

surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked :

 

"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out,

repair

 

any damage, and then put them back in, and when I'm done, it works just

 

like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) while

you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing pretty

 

an actual mechanic for harley gets paid alot more than 39 grand a year... but yeah i see the humor i guess .the harley is so damn outdated and old school you could probably find any asshole off the street to fix it if hes at all well versed in archaic v twin engine designs from the pre 1950's

Edited September 26, 2006 by rocketboy

[DUNE-A-TIC]

hehe maybe they are in Mexico?!?! LOL... We now need pictures of everyones lightbulbs! Lamps! and light bulbs!

 

 

Dune :biggrin: