Gargamel Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Beer VS. Vagina 1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc. One point to BEER 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it. One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. An extra point for BEER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadudeinbiloxi Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre03 Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 It's sort of like a joke, yet you preach the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 (edited) Looks familiar. http://www.bansheehq.com/forums/index.php?...topic=45317&hl= Edited December 8, 2005 by PUSH THE THROTTLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gargamel Posted December 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 yea I got it in a email. I did a search and didn't see it posted, sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogboystoy Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Awsome,,,, Cheers......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.6i Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketboy Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 while thats all very true ,why not drin k the beer from the vagina and have the best of both worlds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaxy Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 LOL, That was awesome and totally the truth Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonShee Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 while thats all very true ,why not drin k the beer from the vagina and have the best of both worlds? 447063[/snapback] Preach on brother rocket!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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