The Rebel Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 WHERE ELSE Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther way..........Florida or the moon ? The other Blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo!!! can you see Florida.......?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.! "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs , and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockgc9 Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 hahahahahaha good sht........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proquad101 Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 that was some funny stuff but why did they have to be from Oklahoma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheeryder_69 Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 hahahahaha nothing like a good blonde joke, the funny thing is when you read them to a group and then theres people who don't get it, thats the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3ban5shee0 Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 good stuff man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rebel Posted November 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 that was some funny stuff but why did they have to be from Oklahoma 434868[/snapback] Man, I don't know Proquad. They may have been from KS, or MO. Where ever they teach em to "crap in the carburetor". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proquad101 Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Man, I don't know Proquad. They may have been from KS, or MO. Where ever they teach em to "crap in the carburetor". 435096[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STLBILL Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES 434820[/snapback] Good jokes, but I'm betting against it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEREALBUDLIGHTBANSHEE Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 thats funny shiiiaaaat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 They may have been from KS, or MO. Where ever they teach em to "crap in the carburetor". 435096[/snapback] glad im not blonde....because that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super88_banshee Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Good ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave95.1 Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I know this is an old topic, but i figured it fit in. > Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat > down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 > news > was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large > building preparing to jump. > > The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" > > Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." > > The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." > > Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" > > Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive > off > of the building, falling to his death. > > The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's > fair. Here's your money." > > Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 > o'clock news and knew he would jump." > > The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." > > Homer took the money....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinner Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 those are all good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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