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Posted

It's not a blond joke, but nonetheless:

 

A guy in a bar stood up and shouted,

"Lawyers are assholes!"

 

A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back

"I resent that!"

 

The first guy asked

"Are you a lawyer?"

 

The second guy responded

"No, I'm an ASSHOLE !!"

Posted

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his dick.

Orders his beer.

The bartender says "you have a steering wheel on your dick"

Pirate responds"AAARRR, its driving me nuts"

 

:clap:

Posted
that was some funny stuff but why did they have to be from Oklahoma :blink:

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ha ha ha....WHY'D THEY HAVE TO BE BLONDE?

:cheers:

Posted
ha ha ha....WHY'D THEY HAVE TO BE BLONDE?

:cheers:

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...ughhh, I don't know Kayleigh, maybe they were Brunettes or Redheads just posing as Blondes.... :lol:

 

 

 

You wouldn't happen to be Blonde would you Kayleigh ? Let's see a pic ... :headbang:

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