The Truth: Rock Paper Scissors

[Lee]

Forwarded to me by a friend, not to be taken for my words:

 

 

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f**king way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

[thegroup]

[Cotton eyed Joe]

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

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BAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

I liked the ending.

[banshee04le]

I'm going to be instigating some "rock paper scissors" tomorrow at work.

I won't punch anyone in the face, but maybe in the arm. I hope they get the

punchline .

[locogato11283]

[Mxzdan]

hahaha

[PUSH THE THROTTLE]

[MudSlinger09]

guess a lil someone got drunk , betted their stuff on a game of rock paper scissors and lost

[Hilarious]

That's funny right there.

[Redlined]

Dude, you need to go outside for a little bit and get some fresh air

[Motoman991]

i have heard of that before

[RNBRAD]

What if the someone catches your fist with the paper, then what?

[98bonerSTOCKshee]

damnit, Lee has serious issue's...

[sp1tekiller]

haha, i seen that yesterday on myspace.

[Rooster]

I think someone needs to go riding...............real bad.

 

 

 

 

With that said....

 

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