LegendSS28 Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 The Elderly Have Fun Too A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddildosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do." "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loganskinner Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 you guys and the jokes man. thats a good one though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 GOOOOOOOOD JJJJJJJJJOKKKKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Scottish Tree Badger Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?" 398771[/snapback] Hahahaha!!! Rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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locogato11283 Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 poor granny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hittintrees srh Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 NICE!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 Reminds me of a story where a pt came into the ER with one stuck in her colon. After retreiving the unit, none of the other nurses could figure out how to turn it off. Then a hospital supervisor (elderly woman) walked in and immediately turned it off like it was second nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trail rider Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Reminds me of a story where a pt came into the ER with one stuck in her colon. After retreiving the unit, none of the other nurses could figure out how to turn it off. Then a hospital supervisor (elderly woman) walked in and immediately turned it off like it was second nature. 399099[/snapback] now thats funny right thur, I dont care who you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rebel Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Reminds me of a story where a pt came into the ER with one stuck in her colon. After retreiving the unit, none of the other nurses could figure out how to turn it off. Then a hospital supervisor (elderly woman) walked in and immediately turned it off like it was second nature. 399099[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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