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I was playing golf earlier today and got bit by a freakin snake...... I stepped on the damn thing and it bit me on the ankle, I couldnt tell what kind of snake it was cause I beat the hell out of it with my drive, I broke the shaft cause I hit it so hard. Has anybody else been bit by a snake?

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That is crazy...Ya know what's even more crazy...my roomate called me earlier today, said he was down on my pond fishing, stepped on a snake & damn near got bit himself...struck but missed. I can just hear him screaming like a girl :P ...probably scared the snake to death before he shot & killed it. :lol:

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Led I'm sure everybody on the golf course could hear me cussing at the snake, they probably thought I was crazy cussing at a tree. I wish I could take a gun with me on the golf course, I would kill every snake I saw.

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That is crazy...Ya know what's even more crazy...my roomate called me earlier today, said he was down on my pond fishing, stepped on a snake & damn near got bit himself...struck but missed.  I can just hear him screaming like a girl :P ...probably scared the snake to death before he shot & killed it. :lol:

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led, was it preston? i can picture him right now screamin like a little girl... :lol:

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what a bunch of pussies, ive been catchin snakes since i was 3 and gettin bit didnt bother me at all. i even catch rattle snakes by hand but still havent gotten bit by one.

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Well then you can go play golf with me next time I go, I will let you go get my balls in the weeds. :notworthy:

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what a bunch of pussies, ive been catchin snakes since i was 3 and gettin bit didnt bother me at all. i even catch rattle snakes by hand but still havent gotten bit by one.

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Hardass... <_<

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I can totally understand the shrieking like a girl thing.

 

I didn't exactly shriek, but I screamed "HOLY SHIT!"

 

Heres what happened:

I was hiking up on the mountain side on a set of trails they have up here. As I approached a puddle of water I saw the tall grass move and thought there was some sort of critter getting a drink. I walk over, kneel down next to the grassy edge to get a peek at what ever it was, and as I did a fucking rattle popped up with about 8 balls on it, and all of this was about 18 inches from my leg. I never jumped so fucking high in my life.

It was about a 1/2 mile back to my truck, so if I would have been bitten I'm sure the venom would have made its course through my body before I got there.

I made sure to tell everyone on the trail coming the other way that it was snake season.

I hate snakes.

Good to hear ypu beat it to death with a golf club. You need to bring a club just for that so you don't trash your Big Bertha next time.

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