jeepin247us Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 WHY TEXANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS A couple of Texans are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other Texan whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What Should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's 'dead' "There is a silence.........then a shot is heard. The Texan's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?" Quote
Proquad101 Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 I heard that before, but being from Oklahoma I love a good Texas joke. Quote
duecebanshees Posted April 28, 2005 Report Posted April 28, 2005 361106[/snapback] Easy boys !!! You might need one of our dumb asses sometime Smart asses damn good joke man Quote
banshee76179 Posted April 28, 2005 Report Posted April 28, 2005 I don't get it!! <---------------------------------Ft.worth, Texas Quote
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