ellison445 Posted February 16, 2005 Author Report Posted February 16, 2005 Damn Blue, you f@cked up my thread and My head WTF is the answer???? LMAO They died of natural causes? 324666[/snapback] Quote
Blue Duece Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 plane crash, fellas.......a bad fucker would have asked how they got to the forest and i would have had to answer by air, therefore solving the puzzle... Quote
Blue Duece Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 sure it does, they were both wearing the same clothes tells yeah they died at work,how would 2 guys die together at work? asking the size of the cabin would have solved it too......... Quote
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 I get it. But I was expecting something more twisted from Duece. Something with corn or an imprint not something simple like a plane crash? P.S. Duece are you going to be buying any of those Barbara Boxer campaign thongs? Quote
Blue Duece Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 The fact that when they found the two dead one of them had a severed penis lodged in his throat was irrelevant, I didn Quote
Blue Duece Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 i think in her case the lights are on but no ones home Quote
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 i think in her case the lights are on but no ones home 325542[/snapback] Agreed, if you could just keep her mouth shut ie Muzzle you'd be set. Quote
Shee_Rookie Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 Hopefully my post wont kill the thread again ... Here's one. A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS FACE. A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET. "NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?" EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES, "I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET. HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, "NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?" FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS PENIS IN ONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK AND SAYS, "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!" FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND REPLIES," THAT WAS VERY NICE BUT, ARE --MY--TEST--RESULTS--BACK ? Quote
bansheecaptain Posted February 20, 2005 Report Posted February 20, 2005 nice got to try that next time im in the bed Quote
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