ellison445 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common? A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!! Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !! Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun!! Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket? A: His other hand !! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy !! Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!! Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs? A: I'm forever blowing bubbles! Knock Knock! Who's There? Little boy blue! Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson!! Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds! Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping? A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians! Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael? A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom. Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show? A:The Kids in the Hall. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Quote
JARE77 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 (edited) oops! Edited February 3, 2005 by JARE77 Quote
JARE77 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 I heard Michael Jackson tried to commit suicide! He jumped off a bridge,They later found him clung to a buoy! Quote
rockgc9 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 Thats some funny stuff right there. Quote
neilgf Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 How does Michael Jackson know when its time for bed? The big hand touches the little hand. Quote
broke Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 What's black and white and comes in little cans? Quote
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