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here's some cheesey MJ jokes i remember.

1. Q: what's michael jackson's favorite author? A: Emily Dickinson

2. Q: what do MJ and shopping bags have in common? A: they are both white, made of plastic, and are hazardous to little children

3. Q: why was MJ forced to quit the cub scouts? A: he was up to two packs a day

4. Q: what is MJ's favorite college? A: Brigham Young

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one fine halloween a young black kid was trick-or-treating and he knocked on a door and yelled trick-or-treat. the man came to the door and said holy shit what are you suppoed to be. the kid ,with a stick up his ass replied, "im a fudge sickle what the f*ck did you think i was!! :jesterlaugh:

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