Best of craigslist..................

[Deadbeat]

nice painted fullbores, not scratched up or anything

[trickedcarbine]

OK, 27 years in to life and I'm tired of the contradicting for sale ads for any cool machines.

 

"Set up for drag Racing" "Very Fast!".........

 

"NEVER RACED!"

 

 

Ok. So which is it very fast drag racer or never raced. Somewhere there is a lie. Let's break down which of the two it is. If you look carefully the bike is definitely only sportin' some Paul Turners with a friggin swing arm. Thus making it NOT FAST. So the probability that he's never raced it is very high. For that, if he did race it, he would have found that the bike is definitely not fast. So if he's willing to lie about it being fast, he may be lying about not racing it as well. What a conspiracy....... It might not even be bored.

He may even have a gerbil in the cases and a fog machine in the pipes. Naturally it all works together to make that classic brap noise.

[trickedcarbine]

Also, any one notice the wide open cross over ports?

[jriffe23]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/snw/4592128380.html

 

My latest find.  First of all the title  looks like a regular banshee, nothing "Bada$$" about it.  The next thing is how the hell did he get 33 carbs on a two cylinder motor? Oh and the "shocks" are just the $20 shock covers on ebay, very nice Clark.  

[jriffe23]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/snw/4555968648.html

 

Oh my goodness!!!! Aftermarket fattys and stock silencers!!! 

[Mr1Hundred]

dude chill on making fun of ads, he is talking about 33mm carbs and silencers are all the same so it doesnt matter as long they are packed 

[trickedcarbine]

Those are both actually pretty good deals...... Albeit neither one had a fucking clue in the spelling/grammar dept., they are both priced well and seem to be fairly maintained.

 

Are you sure you know what this threads for?

[locogato11283]

http://columbiamo.en.craigslist.org/snw/4536957150.html

 

Drag bike with paul turners? To my knowledge those are damn good trail pipes

That bike has been for sale for quite a while. It's on eBay now.

[jriffe23]

That bike has been for sale for quite a while. It's on eBay now.

 

Is it me or are there a lot of idiots in Missouri. Lol.  I don't know, I just have pretty high standards when I'm buying something, usually if I'm spending that kind of money I'm looking for someone that actually know what they are talking about.

[sheerider11]

Is it me or are there a lot of idiots in Missouri. Lol. I don't know, I just have pretty high standards when I'm buying something, usually if I'm spending that kind of money I'm looking for someone that actually know what they are talking about.

Says the guy that bought a frame with 10000 holes in it

[sprinklerman]

Says the guy that bought a frame with 10000 holes in it

I actually lol'd.

[Deadbeat]

lmfao...the swiss cheese special

[sprinklerman]

lmfao...the swiss cheese special

It'd be cool if they were drilled on an angle.....then it might whistle when you go 100mph.

[Bennett131]

It'd be cool if they were drilled on an angle.....then it might whistle when you go 100mph.

At 100mph though you would only hear the whistle for a short period of time before your frame collapsed and you died lol but at least he would look cool in the mean time.

[Nightmare]

lmfao...the swiss cheese special

That's called tweak cheese my friend.