Raisin bread

[bbcmudtruck]

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short

skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at

the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of

the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread

please," the man says politely.

The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin

bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing

almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he

surmised he would. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get

two loaves, as he is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other

male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he

requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.

With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of

another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin

bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.

After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is

really going to have to try the bread herself. Finally, once again

atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below.

She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd, staring up a her.

Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it

raisin for you, too?" "No," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin."

[tundish2800]

[ban99]

ha---my old man hates these kind of jokes now that he's almost 70. can't wait to send it to him.

[locogato11283]

haha funny shit..

[SD1026]

[RedStrapperRacing]

Good one