bbcmudtruck Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 GORILLA AND THE REDNECK A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bubba Joe Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bubba Joe, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bubba Joe was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bubba Joe showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions: "First", Bubba Joe said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition. "Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition. "Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition. "Fourth", Bubba Joe said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed. And last," Bubba Joe said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbirdshee Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 damn rednecks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 haha nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedSheeRida Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 lol thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyhighprerunner Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 that was funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedStrapperRacing Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 That was a good one lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bansheemad Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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