LMFAO AMEN!!!
A Retrosexual man don't need no stinking loading ramps either. You grab that shit, hike it up on the tail gate, grab the rear tire, lift that bitch in. He also likes the smell of axle grease, old used up axle grease, gasoline, premix, exhaust fumes especially those made by race gas, and decorates his christmas tree with Craftsman sockets and NGK spark plugs.
He knows how to fix a barbeque when it won't light, and he can clean it with a hammer and a common screw driver because he don't need no god damn Soft Scrub and a sponge.
fuckin hell yeah stan !!!!!!!