LOL Unrelated story...but there is a company we do a ton of work for, and the mantainence guys use fuckin hammers for everything. Even if they need a #2 Phillips I'm sure they have a hammer they could use.
Well, we always joke that if the parts we build them don't work, they could "just get a bigger hammer".
But seriously, sometimes a bigger wrench comes in handy. I use a 12" crescent on the bottom nut and a large L shaped allen wrench on the top.
I liked Nyuks idea as well. Might just need more adjustment.