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Cotton eyed Joe

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  1. 4th of July and 24th of July are pretty good out there. A few people, but it doesn't get too crazy. Memorial Day is fun out there too if St. Anthony is too far to drive that weekend.
  2. Its regular. I sell a driver that snaps on the end of a ratchet wrench, and fits right in the nut. Shoot me a PM if you're interested.
  3. If I had a car that put down 1020 to the rear wheels, I don't think having A/C would be my primary concern. Got any video of it on the road/track?
  4. I had some guy tell me and my friend that his sand rail had "An Audi inline 5 cylinder engine" as he's pointing to it....... It was a V-6 from a Grand Am. I counted the spark plugs twice just to make sure. And there were 3 on each side...hardly an "inline 5 cylinder". We just said' Oh...cool." and rode off.
  5. Thats impossible. Everyone knows those bikes had a 7th powerband for reverse. Ask him if his motocross bike had a chrome kick stand.
  6. A USPS money order is THE SAFEST form of payment on both ends. Like the guy at the post office told me..."We'll come after you for $5.00" Good enough for me. If he won't take a USPS money order, send him another email telling him to piss up a rope. Actually don't even offer it. Avoid the transaction altogether.
  7. Something you also have to remember is if the doctor says "Oh shit yeah. You'll be able to ride full tilt, bang 5 women at a time, and pull a loaded diesel with your teeth." then they might become liable if you somehow try, and injure yourself. After I hurt my back lifting weights 10 years ago, every doctor and chiropractor I went to said "Oh, you'll never lift anything more than 25lbs again in your life." I was lifting 2 weeks later. I still have some issues, but I'm smart about it. 600lb deadlifts are out, but I can still hike up 335 on a good day with little issue. I'm not saying to go out of your way and contradict your doctors advise, but remember its still your body.
  8. OO OOO!!!! Get some donkey porn at least.
  9. The resemblence is uncanny. I also like how instead of beer in this picture that guy has an orange mocha frappachino......with a fucking straw no less. No doubt someone that does MMA could put the hurt down on any of these guys, but I think a drunk transient with a prosthetic leg could kick these guys asses.
  10. Sick. Didn't this dumbass think that maybe JUST MAYBE the police/law enforcement have their calls recorded? He's just out to make it someone elses fault rather than let the blame lay where it should. I kind of feel bad for the guy though with his son being shot, and I'm sure he's trying to justify and rationalize what happened and shifting the blame might help him temporarily. But in the end, it was his sons own actions that caused all of this and I hope one day he can admit it.
  11. BAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Good times.
  12. That might not be a bad idea. The next 3 days are going to be hell, and I'd rather be thinking about something else other than deadlines to be honest.
  13. They all sorta look like the result of a super race of atomic queers that were mated with porcupines in a science experiment gone awry in the year 2060. I bet they get their own show one day.
  14. Never really thought of that...... But whos gonna pay $4000 to walk, when they can pay $4000 to ride some gyroscopic piece of crap? I am a believer that in the age of the internets, if you have something to sell, someone will eventually buy it.
  15. If I know what size and how its mounted I MIGHT be able to build something. Shits getting bizzay around here again. If memory serves me correct, there are a few companies that build them, but I can't remember who.
  16. SHEAR GENIUS! Whooda thunk that a $40 castor would make all of those sensors and gyro's useless. I'm gonna go put a 5th wheel on my banshee right now.
  17. This is creepy. My picture looks nearly identical.
  18. If I get some time I'll throw down some mad MSPaint skyllz
  19. Theres plenty more where that came from. Just give me a subject and I can faithfully recreate it.
  20. Sounds like Lefty is going to get a break from his purple speedo and his cabana boy dancing for a few weeks.
  21. I have. Totally worth it. My only real complaints would be the radiator fins are smaller and thinner than stock, which means I mashed about 20 of them just taking the fuckin thing out of the box. The fins seem to be quite fragile, and I've spent time straightening fins already, and my bike hasn't even had the engine started on it yet. When I get my Fullbore grill made I plan on putting a piece of screen between it and the radiator to protect it a bit more from stuff.
  22. Can you imagine a group of SWAT members heading to WalMart, asking the baker if they can decorate a sheet cake with "Would You Please Put Your Gun Down?" all standing there in their riot gear and MP5's......
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