Cotton eyed Joe

Sounds like you already have a plan in place.

Hopefully the mayor of SLC won't be there for life. Coral Pink is down in Kanab. You got to damn near drive to Lake Powell I'm thinking. Down in that area.

Thats what I was thinking. The ONLY time hay bales aren't cheap is when a farmer makes an insurance claim. Other than that they are practically free.

Thats odd coming from someone that has the screen name Socrates. Suzuki0702, if you don't have a Clymers get one! And like the others said, put the shit back on the shaft in the order it came off as soon as you get it out. Sometimes when we take something apart at the shop, we not only photograph the order something is assembled, but we will put the parts taken off back in order, and stick them together with duct tape.

Next time, just go cut 10" off of an old shovel handle, and just make the "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" noise yourself. Go buy yourself something nice with the $39.95.

BIRFDAY!

After I had been joking around with my wife about her possibly getting me a few dozen bj's for christmas she says "I guess I could learn to like it that much." Then I cleverly retorted before I could shut my mind-mouth connection down..."WELL SCHOOL STARTS IN 15 MINUTES BITCH!" hehe. Anyone need a roommate?

I agree. If you are starting from the ground up, buying a set of spindles, a rear sprocket and a seat aint going to do you any good. Frame first. But it might be easier to go buy a used junker and rebuild it. Buying parts is fine and all but eventually it becomes a pain in the ass everytime you turn around there's something else you need to buy.

From what I've heard (im' not an electrical engineer) putting an accessory that required MORE power output than your current stator is like creating a dead short across your stator terminals.

If I understood a word you just said, I think I'd be worried.

Holy shit. I have no parts or cash, but that collection is quite impressive.

I can say I've "dated" (using the term loosely) a few nut-jobs (using the term freely). I would typically end it the day I heard a command/demand as opposed to a request, or a "Dont you dare" type of statement, or any general bitching. I went out with a hard core psycho born again Christian once after I had known her a few months from a friend of a friend type shit. She smoked like a chimney, drank like a fish, but would turn her head when she saw a guy on tv with his shirt off because "it was sinful". I've had a girl or 2 who would turn whacko on me because of their girl friends starting shit. If someone isn't stable enough to see whats right in front of them, and would rather have a "friend" tell them what is going on and what they should do I don't want them around. I want someone that can make a fucking decision without making 15 phone calls and getting a general concensus on the situation. I've even had girls not like the fact that I work out and want me to stop.

I've been reading about this story in my local paper, and yesterday there was a follow up to it. Now that the woman is kind of recovered, they are finding out that she "unvoluntarily swallowed the cell phone". They are now thinking the boyfriend/husband who ever he is, shoved it down her throat. I'm thinking she needs to take the hint. Either get a fuckin job, or stop yakkin on the cell phone.

Little Sahara or "Sand Mountain" as some of us call it is right outside of Delta Utah. Just off of Highway 6 south. You can get there through SantaQuin, Tooele, or Nephi. Its about 160 miles from Layton, so it isn't too bad. If you go through Tooele you'll be on a 2 lane highway for most of the trip if you like secluded driving. You pass right by the Army Depot where they burn old VX! Down I-15 is quick, and its a fuckin hassle through the north interchange and the south interchange (I-215) but after that it isn't bad until you get to about Provo. If its anywhere near quitting time on a friday, Tooele is the way to go. But if you need to get some shit on your way, Rocky Mountain ATV is in Payson just outside of Provo, right off of the freeway too. I only went down Highway 6 once through SQ, and its uphill for a ways. Not too bad of a ride, but I prefer going through Nephi. Theres some mountain you have to go through but the ride isn't bad, and the road stops right across the street from the entrance to the park. Never seen a train on the tracks right there, but you never know.

I agree, and the visual is stunning. And I hope its true. I know a few people that got the short end of things, only to be told "im sorry" lol...sorry or not, it happened.

What I'm thinking too. Also, could be someone that saw what was in there that has an interest in a Banshee such as a friend of a friend. Not neccesarily someone you knew, but someone that had recently seen it, or knew about it that isn't a close friend. Could also have been someone that doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle that stole the quad. Someone younger that couldn't handle 1300 lbs of cruiser.

I take it you didn't get Z06 floor mats for a Dodge Caravan.... How do you like that Vette?? I saw a black one at my sisters neighbors house over xmas, and that car is one sexy car. One thing Chevrolet does right imho is the vette.

Yes, and whats up with these, as your people say "fancy undies"? I got an electric toof brush in my stocking this year. I'm fanatical about brushing my teeth, and so far this thing is a pain in the ass. It was my nieces 2nd xmas. She was bornded last dec 19th. And damnit if she isn't cute. She got everything from a pink velour track suit, to you name it as far as clothes go. Hats, shoes, pants, skirts, etc. Shes the only 1 year old I know that could use a walk in closet. Her birthday was no slouch either. She got just as much then as she did on xmas.

Thats spot on right there. Nothing like having some kid pouring egg nog all over someone elses floor, couch and house plants, and not really giving a shit because it isn't your problem.

I wouldn't worry about having a warped head. I'd worry about something not sealing on the intake side. Look at your carb boots, and inspect for cracks. Also check the gaskets for the intake boots as well. If you have stock carbs, the tops have gaskets that can go bad or get debris trapped between them and the sealing area and allow air to suck past, causing a lean condition from what I've heard. A warped head would probably cause more cooling system problems I'm thinking.

http://hardware.gamespot.com/Sony-PlayStation-3-15015-S-4-4 For xmas here, I got 4 cd's, a really heavy Dickies pull over for when I'm working in the cave..er..I mean the shop. Fucken heat stays on all day when its cold, so I figured a $30 pull over would beat a $150 heat bill for the next few months. Got a bit of cash for the project bike. Oh, I got Big Mother Truckers2 for the PS2. I had it finished in about 2 hours, only because I kept switching over to the news, getting on line, etc. Fun game, but its no GTA. I guess I have a few more things coming in that the USPS didn't get here in time. Have no idea what it is. Wife told me I could look at the receipts if I wanted. Best of all I got to eat breakfast at my parents, see my sisters family etc. I see my parents everyday, and I see my sister, my niece and my brother in law a few times per week anyway, but its Christmas for fucks sake. If it was up to me I'd get nothing material on xmas except the chance to spend another day with my family. Hell, I tried this year and I still got stuff. lol

Name one thing that goes from 0 to 250 in less than 5 seconds..... ...YO MAMMAS BAFROOM SCALE!

Hope your wife is doing fine, and hope your employment situation changes for you. Its hard to go through stuff like that especially this time of the year.

Well, the bad thing is, you won't be able to catch them all. Aluminum is mallable, but for instance, the primary gear set has VERY close tolerances. I've locked mine up with a single small piece of paper that got in there by accident during my second rebuild. I found it when I was rolling the engine over by hand. If a piece of aluminum got there, I'm sure it could cause a problem to a certain degree. And, worse case scenario which I have had happen more times than I'd like to count....the tap breaks. Those cases are cast. Cast aluminum isn't like 6061 mill finished aluminum. You have voids, sand, debris in some instances. Plus it can be gummy or even harder than normal. Most often I've found cast or extruded aluminum to be gummy, almost "soft". If that tap breaks, you got to get at it some how, and on the end of a 400lb bike isn't the easiest. Sometimes the long way is the better way imo.

You hit it closer than just about anyone else I think. Enjoy that fork.