Cotton eyed Joe

On the 4 strokes you can get different ignition boxes that allow higher rpms. When White Bros came out with their box for the 400ex they claimed 10,000 rpm out of it with the correct accesories. I'm assuming pipe, possibly cam, and intake..dunno I don't like 4 stroke bikes enough to learn about them.......yet

Yes I find that very..... .uh...what was the question Oh and its cunnilingus...not fellatio when its done to a woman.

The best thing I've ever found was when I used to mountain bike. Slick50 wouldn't get sand or dirt stuck in it, but WD40 was the WORST!!!! One ride in the sticks and I had to degrease that damn thing. The Slick50 worked wonders. Personally I never wax or grease my chain.

GOD DAMN IT BOB!!!! Hope your wrist gets better......That just sux!!!

Congratulations On a related note, I think I'm the only one here not having a kid.

I have one of the few remaining coal fired steam powered PC's. I'm sure it has an 8 track slot somewhere on it. Instead of CD's it plays SP's. Makes it handy to jam out to The Mommas and The Poppas while I'm trying to get the boiler filled with water so it doesn't crap out on me at a whopping 42K while I'm trying to get something done.

That counts as a unique mullet. How often do you see something like that!!! SERIOUS OFFENDER!!!!!!!

I think so. The Parliment cigarettes aren't included.

I used a piece of string and a sharpie to set the correct distance I wanted on the rear of the fenders, and the same towards the front part of the rear fenders. Then I put the beginning of some masking tape down, and pulled it off the roll somewhat taught to it would be straight, then I put it down on my second mark. After pushing it all down I stood back and looked at it to make sure it was even and straight. Then I used a cut off wheel. I stayed away from my tape line, then went back after a majority of the fender was cut off and made a finish cut. It still wasn't perfectly straight so I took a 2x4 about 6 inches long and used it as a sanding block. I sanded with 220, then 320 grit until it was straight. I would rub the phat end of a Sharpie marker along the edge as a high and low spot marker, and as I would sand I could see where it wasn't quite even yet. Took a little bit of time but I think it was well worth it.

I think I'm going to try to identify what car/truck belongs to the spotted and tagged mullet. I've done that for years with people at random. I like to see if I can match the "personality" of the car and the owner. I had an S-10 2wd pick up for 2 years....I had one guy say to me at a gas station "When I saw you pull up I thought...just a guy in a truck...but when you got out...I thought How the hell does he fit in that thing??" Never had anyone say something like that to me before. I knew then, that truck had to go in a bad way.

*COUGH* er...I might be able to, but if its too intricate, I have access to a 5kw laser table. It won't be the cheapest price you'll ever see, but if its a one of a kind emblem the price won't be too bad.

LOL Can you imagine the mahem at the dunes??? Hell...if it weren't for the HQ I wouldn't have been able to change the shift shaft seal on my banshee the easy 5 minute way. I would have yanked the engine apart like the Clymers says to.

Start by going to a place that attracts mullets. WalMart, Sams Club, and county fairs are the best hunting grounds You have to play with 2 people or more.... One of you has to spot a mullet before the other one, then say "MULLET" only don't actually let the mullet know it has been spotted. 10pts. If someone else calls that same mullet in the same location, it doesn't count. The only way you can call the same mullet is in a different store or location and you have to say "REPEAT OFFENDER" 5 pts. If you see a couple, a guy and a woman...no exceptions....that is unless you can't tell..."DOUBLE THREAT" 20pts. If you see an unusual mullet, say one that is like a Skullet, or a sick sick sick Camaro mullet where the back is down to the guys ass, or you see one serious lesbian mullet "SERIOUS OFFENDER" 50pts, but everyone has to agree that its the sickest one you've seen in a while. Also, anyone calling a mullet must be subject to judgement by others playing. You have to all agree that it is in fact a mullet, and not a bowl cut or anything else. 100% or nothing. I'm trying to find a way to incorporate a cell phone camera into this for added points. Oh and if you see a mullet driving a camaro, any year...you win for the day and you can't start another game until tomorrow. 1000000000000 pts. My wife did it the same day I implemented this rule....

I noticed the weather today....it was nice out. But, the typical schitzophrenic Utah weather has been in effect...70 then 2 days later mudslides and torrential rains with some sleet or snow. Then its all happy and sunshine again. Does anyone else here play the "Mullet Game"?

OMFG!!!! LMAO You Ryan, have an uncanny knack for butchering the English language.

Yeah...its about time we all have a big fucken group hug. This site has taught me 90% of everything I know about this damn bike. The rest I've either learned on my own or at that Mac Dizzy site. I wish I had a dollar for everytime I've logged on to this site in the last 6 years, and a quarter for every hour I've spent on line checking out the site. And 10 cents for every post I've made, but only 5 cents for the useless posts. And finaly I'd like a penny for everytime I've seen something I've screwed up in a post, clicked the edit button and gone back to change it. This I know...If bluetraxxx can survive...this place can.

I don't watch hockey.

I think I'd rather start and finish my own projects than try to figure out what the hell someone else was doing when beer thirty came around.

You seriously have to be careful after all this terrorist and snyper shit has gone down. My dads buddy has a fully auto fully licensed m-16, and 3 ar-15's. He has the parts to convert his ar-15 to a fully auto, but he won't. He has the parts just for the hell of it, and the guns he never shoots. He knows he's in the clear on his M-16 because of his Class 3 weapons permit. He also knows if he even so much as drills one hole in the section of the gun that would make it fully auto he is a felon, loses EVERY gun he has (this guy has well into the $70,000 in guns and collectables) and he loses his rights as an American citizen when he goes to a Federal Prison. I'm pretty sure in a federal prison you don't get time off for good behavior. Just get an Armalite A-2 (I've got my eye on one) or an AR-10 and learn to pull the trigger real fast.

I have thought of marketing these. I've made 2 of them, just for the hell of it type of thing, but do they work???

I got you beat. How many of you chumps know BASIC??? HUH???? I used to have an awesome chess game I played on one of these when I was about 6.

Does AltaVista have a translator for all of this so maybe even I can understand WHAT THE HELL "YOU PEOPLE" ARE TALKING ABOUT?? Mine has a green on button.

Judging from the bottle I'd say its Ketamine. Something you DON"T want. Ask your vet about it next time you take your poodle in there for a check up.

If you're caught with it, you better like taking it in the butt. Apply for your Class 3 weapons permit, then you can own anything you want.

Its funny to watch someone that hasn't ridden one or that is used to riding 4 strokes. BZzzzz clunk.