Cotton eyed Joe

LMFAO I've done that at least once.

I put a hidden switch on mine so if I want to kill it dead at night at the dunes I just flip the switch and it won't start. I know, as I've tried when I've forgotten about it.

Back in 1984, my dad bought me an 80cc Moto 4. I rode the hell out of that thing. I should say it beat the hell out of me, being it had 0 suspension other than the padding on the seat and the air in the tires. I would pull tricks everynow and again when no one was looking like little wheelies n shit. Had a blast on that thing. When I would ride my dads 200cc Moto4 it was like driving a monster truck. Those old bikes were tanks plain and simple.

thats why u dont ever get burned, stock pipes sit way below everything. get u some toomeys or cpi's or any aftermarket pipe and ull think twice.. dont really have to sit way up on the tank at all, one of those things that just happens.. i made a bad mistake the other day and rode my brothers stroker with shorts on, hes got rocket pipes. those mugs stick way out there. That aint no shit. I babequed my legs the first weekend I ever had my Banshee when I went and rode a buddys that had Toomeys. I think I still have the scar 6 years later. It looked like someone stuck a piece of beef jerky on my calf for about 3 weeks.

LOL my dad says the 10th grade was so fun he did it 3 times. Back in my day...we made shit out of construction paper and did some good learnin in the kindergarten class. Thats about it. That was way back when you could play dodge ball with out "hurting anyones feelings". Pick out the slow kid, and blast that fool with that big red (or yellow) rubber ball!!! Now all those kids are encouraged to share their feelings n shit.

This one rule can be remembered with ease End each sentence with a "Thank you" or "Please" lol....I hated elementary school. So much in fact I threatened to quit in kindergarten. My mom didn't let me follow through however.

Is that the worlds most twisty road??? I think I've seen a picture of that. Why in the hell would someone build a road like that? Was the city planner eating peyote cactus that week or what?

OMFG!!! Thats the funniest shit I've seen since this afternoon....as a matter of fact this is so much funnier I can't remember what I was laughing at earlier.

Go to a McDonalds and get a bunch of job applications, and then drive by Asbury and Haight street. As you get to that corner throw the job applications out and yell "GET A FUCKEN JOB!!!" I bet those hippies all scatter like roaches.

I've ridden 20-30 minutes stretches or more depending on how motion sick or how beat up I get. Usually though I stop and let the bike cool about every 15-20 if we are riding hard, such as up a dune to jump, or drag racing. When we race up a large dune, we only go once, maybe twice if that then shut it down for a few.

Thats the fucken coolest practical joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, that is the coolest stuffed coyote ever. I want one.

Wow. You did more than I would have. I've helped my fair share of friends though, and I've been helped as well, but damn...a 1.5 mile nature walk

Cherry, apple or pumkin ? Try buyin an aftermarket pie maybe. Now, cmon Meat...You know better than that. You didn't mention a chocolate creme pie or a merangue. Is cheese cake a pie? It looks like a pie...but its called a cake.... one of lifes many conundrums.

COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost done. I promise! But as always you can always contact me here for a parts and price list and I can certainly email pictures if desired.

I use Simple Green for my 2:1 filter. Works as well as any other cleaners I have used.

What ever you do, do not back out. Show her that you are serious, and that she will pay for what she did by going to jail or a state penn. She obviously didn't and doesn't feel sorry for you, and apparently tthinks you have more than your "fair share" of things so to speak. Let her earn hers like you've earned yours. I can't stand people that steal. I wish it was like the old days when you could hang someone for stealing a horse, or something of value. Something I've always thought of doing, but haven't done yet, is wait for someone to come over that I think is a little shady (usually one of my wifes friends sisters or wifes friends friends) and fold a $5 bill over kind of loosely with a huge glob of this red high temp grease I have at the shop rolled in the middle, and just lay it somewhere in my house where it might get found, and then disappear. I would love to see the look on someones face when they reach into their pocket and then pull out their hand covered in that shit. I might just do it at someone elses house just for the hell of it.

I know with Fed EX, they ship EVERYTHING that is next day air to the main hub in Memphis TN. I know a guy that worked in the area doing some software engineering and somehow he ended up seeing the whole operation. After it hits Memphis, then its routed to its destination or somewhere close. Its an amazing operation being that I get next day air packages from a company 3 miles away. Mostly bid packages with prints and tech data in them, and the reason they ship them is to prove that it wasn't hand delivered and lost on the way etc...they use "controlled" prints being they are a government entity. To think that that package in my hand didn't travel 3 miles...but closer to 3000 in about 24 hours.

www.Z400Central.com is supposed to be a decent Suzuki site. I haven't started making parts for the Z400 yet, so I don't really visit that site or anything. Just what I've heard.

LMFAO I'm going to use that analogy sometime around the shop I think.

We had something similar happen at the shop this week. It must be something new these lawyers are trying....something along the lines of not fucking anything that moves out of what ever it has. Company X filed bankruptcy on my machine shop in 01. $26,000 and some change. We go through the process of filing our paper work to get something on that bill.... Time goes by.... more time... Company X is bought, along with their debt by Company Z Company Z assumes all debts previously incurred by this bankruptcy. About $3 million dollars. We still do some work for Company Z now.... We get a note from an attorney saying anything that Company X paid us 90 day prior to them filing for bankruptcy back in '01 is due to them in 2 weeks. A total of $4,000. Basically the Company Z is NOT paying the debts of Company X like he said he would. All of us have to surrender this money for redistribution. Its a federal law. My dad shits his pants. He calls the attorney and the guy says "Send me invoices and bank statements I'll see if I can get you out of this. I have to sue you by federal law if you don't pay in 2 weeks, but I don't think you should pay. Its just a judgement handed down." My dad shits his pants again. He sends in paper work Lawer calls back a week later (money is now due in one week) "Sorry...it appears that all of this you sent in falls under these guide lines." My dad tells him that we don't have $4000 and he would have to take it out of his retirement fund. The Lawyer says "However, since you only owe $4,000 and company X took you for over $26,000 I'll call the judge and tell him that it would cost us $6,000 to collect it, and it wouldn't be worth our time." My dad thinks about going to church for about 10 seconds. Lawyer calls back 15 minutes later 'Your debt has been cleared. Keep your paper work. Have a nice day" My dad shits his pants again. Never once have I met an attorney that actually gave a shit about doing something for someone like this. AND it cost us ZERO!!!! Glad to hear about yours Banshee04le. What is 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean?? A good start.

Im a sucker for the Granny Smith, Golden Delicious and the Fuji.... I melt cheddar cheese on them as well. Believe it or not it tastes almost like an apple pie.

My experience with the last 3 Chevys and the last Tahoe my mom still has YES BUY THAT FUCKING WARRANTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Each vehicle so far in the last 6 years or so has needed over $4000 in repairs. My moms Tahoe, needed a fuel pump, and a new manifold/top end after 14,000 miles. My dads 98, (I bought it right after all these repairs) new transmission, new manifold (common problem according to the dealer mechanic) which also required new heads according to the mechanic, and front end leak. My dads 96, entire breaking system My 99 S-10 Air conditioning system was shot after 250 miles. I also got 4 sets of dash gauges put in just after it turned 36,000 miles, and all of them went out after about 300 miles. I actually got asked "what I was doing to them".....morons..... Just FYI...I know I'm probably biased, and to each their own, I'm not bashing anyone just speaking from what I've seen with my own eyes....and I seriously still love Chevy trucks...but my dads Tundra has almost 40K miles and 2 years on it and 0 time in service. NONE!!!! No one in my family can believe it either. All of us have had problems with our domestic vehicles. I'm not too sure I'll be buying Chevy in the coming years. Good luck with yours.

Isn't AR just next door to LA????? Why the hell is it in CA??? I ordered a telescope from a company in OR once...I checked out the tracking and it went between Portland and Seattle like 5 times before it made its way here.

They cant unless they are "hooked up"...........and lime green (fastest color) I'm painting my mail box lime green now so maybe it won't take 2 fucken weeks to get my bills paid. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna paint my phone line lime green...maybe I'll dial up at like 90K rather than 48.something...... I wonder how much faster it would be if I put some metal flake in the paint.

Brooke Elizabeth takes too damn long to say. If it were my family we would have shortened it to "B" a long time ago.