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I agree about the flywheel puller and yes a torque wrench is a good idea also... you can get a cheaper one that will do the job at your local walmart for $25... Also tou may want to upgrade to a more organized tool set. http://www.craftsman.com/shc/s/p_10155_12602_009C0596000B?vName=Hand+Tools&cName=Tools+Sets&sName=Mechanics+Tool+Sets&prdNo=12&blockNo=12&blockType=L12 Thats the kind of kit that will probably be all you would need

Im actually looking in the same air box... They are made by CFM... heres a link for them on ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Yamaha-Banshee-CFM-Aluminum-Airbox-Air-Box-Intake-New-/350428221051?pt=Motors_ATV_Parts_Accessories&hash=item5197264e7b#ht_641wt_1161

alright thanks for the help

Alright ill look in to them... still what dome cc and what degree? im not too good with heads

I have a 98 shee with the trinity 400 top end (trinity jugs with 68mm pistons), power valves v force 3 reeds with spacers custom porting running trinity stage 4 pipes and silencers and 38mm flat slide carbs... Im looking at changing my head over to a Modquad cool head. What size compression domes should i get... 1500 ft above sea level and i want to run pump gas 91-93 octane

yeah i know... used the wrong word

so all i need to run the 4 mm stroker crank is weisco 795 pistons? what is the difference between those and the vitos 68mm pistons i just put in it?

Well i like where it sits... it has a decent top end wih plenty of torque... ill prob end up doing the 4 mm stroker crank. As for the heads i beleive they r 19cc but im not sure

Ok easiest way to get displacement is to do the plus 4mm stroker crank... would i need to change anything else in order to run a 4 mm stroker or is it just a bolt in install?

alright that might be a possibility but not alky as i mainly ride trail and mild racing... the alky would be to much $$$$$ to be practical... basically i need to look at displacement then

Also what do you think im pushing for hp as it sits?

Ok so im redoing a bunch of things on my banshee... Mostly im just doing cosmetics but ive got that itch for a little more power but im not sure what to do next. My current set up is a trinity racing cheetah 400 top end with power valves and custom porting. It has a cool head. I have 250r style boyson v force 3 reeds with spacers and keihn 38mm flat slide carbs with a cfm air box that uses dual filters. I also am running 4 degree advanced timing plate with trinity stage 4 pipes and silencers. sprockets are a 16t front and 40t rear... How could i get a little more juice out of it without going over the top? It was recently rebuilt so i dont feel like tearing appart the engine again so the +4mm long rod is out.