A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX
where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.
The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a
catch.
As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that
floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to
exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband......
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store.
Have a nice day.